It’s weird how goats became a symbol of evil when they are so cute and affectionate. They are herd animals who have the kindest eyes and the most distinct personalities. Hail Satan. Boop.
This is a shark with 80s shades and a hat. He listens to Van Halen and bites off tourists feet.
This is an illustration of a melty chocolate chip cookie. When he gets mad his chocolate chips melt and ooze. I got an iPad and am trying a style built on line art. Making lines is not something I ever focused on when i was a kid learning to draw. The iPad pro has a very natural feel and a few cheats that let you make really smooth lines so I am trying to learn to use them.
This is a chubby purple monster with spiky red hair picking a booger. He got a big one.
This is the hero from the cheesy 80s movie Revenge of the Ninja. It inspired me to convince the kids in my neighborhood that ninjas lived in the woods behind my house.
This is a kawaii dumpster fire. It represents the existential crisis that is 2020.
Monsters handle toxic waste because if the radiation mutates them nobody will notice.
This is a creepy scary alien clown. We are living in clown world.
This is a blue slime monster skateboarder. Because his body isn’t fully solid – when he does tricks his board passes straight through him. An upside to this physical state is he never gets hurt when he wipes out attempting new tricks. I gave him an intricate mechanical eye after watching youtube videos about watch making.
Purple fuzzies like to poof up their hair with mousse and a hairdryer. If they aren’t careful their hair will get brittle and dry.
This is a Sasquatch, yeti and Bigfoot illustration. I recently moved to Oregon and I am pretty sure he lives in the woods next to where I am staying. He is a friendly but socially awkward fella with big feet and a friendly smile. He works from home and codes medical applications for a company in San Francisco.
This is a fleshed out version of Mac Millers Most Dope mascot. It is a kid sitting giving mac’s thumbs up gesture. One of the best unintentional campaign songs ever. RIP mac miller.