This is a kawaii dumpster fire. It represents the existential crisis that is 2020. I moved to where wildfires are burning the entire state. It looks bad.
Monsters handle toxic waste because if the radiation mutates them nobody will notice.
This is a creepy scary alien clown. We are living in clown world.
This is a blue slime monster skateboarder. Because his body isn’t fully solid – when he does tricks his board passes straight through him. An upside to this physical state is he never gets hurt when he wipes out attempting new tricks. I gave him an intricate mechanical eye after watching youtube videos about watch making.
Purple fuzzies like to poof up their hair with mousse and a hairdryer. If they aren’t careful their hair will get brittle and dry.
This is a Sasquatch, yeti and Bigfoot illustration. I recently moved to Oregon and I am pretty sure he lives in the woods next to where I am staying. He is a friendly but socially awkward fella with big feet and a friendly smile. He works from home and codes medical applications for a company in San Francisco.
This is a fleshed out version of Mac Millers Most Dope mascot. It is a kid sitting giving mac’s thumbs up gesture. One of the best unintentional campaign songs ever. RIP mac miller.
This is a green zombie soccer player illustration. He represents the mindless zombies who shuffle around in modern life consuming and following orders.
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.