Funny Red Fish Jumping

funny red fish jumping

fun­ny red fish jumping


Alphie the hap­py red fish jumps up out of the water to eat fire­flies when he is hap­py. He likes to talk to him­self before he jumps. He says stuff like “you can do it Alphie” and “Rome wasn’t built in a day Alphie”. It helps him feel better.
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Cartoon Cookie

cartoon cookie

car­toon cookie


This is a car­toon cook­ie with a cute smile and goo­gly eyes. Cook­ies are tiny pieces of code that web­sites insert into your brows­er so that adver­tis­ers can track you.
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Blue Owl Cartoon

leo leporte owl cartoon

leo the owl cartoon

Leo is a wise old blue owl who has an addic­tion to tech­nol­ogy.  His favorite  cur­mud­geon is John C. Dvo­rak. I lis­ten to Twit.tv every­day to keep up on tech­nol­o­gy news.

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Moon Rocket Eye

moon-rocket-eye

moon-rock­et-eye

This edi­to­r­i­al illus­tra­tion is based on an image by George Melies from his movie a Trip to the Moon. BTW the movie “Hugo” is excel­lent. It is about Melies’ life and direct­ed by Mar­tin Scorcese.

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You Are This Mad Monster

you are this mad meme monster

you are this mad meme monster

You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luck­ily your tin­foil hat pro­tects you from those nefar­i­ous gov­ern­ment mind rays. Smile mon­sters are so silly.

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Monster with a Frog Balloon

6 eyed blue monster with frog balloon

mon­ster frog balloon

Six eyed blue mon­ster with a snazzy new orange heli­um frog bal­loon from the coun­ty fair. His name is gus and he loves cot­ton can­dy. He knows it rots his teeth and he doesn’t care.

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Nasa Frog

nasa-frog

nasa-frog

This is the famous frog from the LADEE NASA rock­et launch. I am cer­tain he was attempt­ing to hitch a ride to space when he pho­to­bombed one of NASA’s remote cameras.

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Dancing Bacon Cartoon

dancing bacon cartoon

danc­ing bacon cartoon

Bacon danc­ing and schmooz­ing the ladies at the club. He likes to dance to 80s new wave because he is fash­ion­ably out of style.

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Fat Guy Wearing Tinfoil Hat

Fat Guy Wearing Tinfoil Hat

Fat Guy Wear­ing Tin­foil Hat


A tin­foil hat is a per­son who believes the CIA is beam­ing microwaves at their head to con­trol their thoughts. They think tin­foil will pro­tect their brain from being hacked. They are absolute­ly crazy and it amus­es me to no end. I love to watch peo­ple on youtube rant about being tar­get­ed and the extent they go to silence the voic­es in their head.
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Red Monster Fuzzy Hair

red monster with a life vest

red mon­ster fuzzy hair

This is a red mon­ster with a life jack­et. He is a hap­py chap who cant swim. With­out his life jack­et he feels naked. He wears it when­ev­er he goes out­side. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.

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