Neitzsche was a German philologist and philosopher who spent most of his life studying ancient Rome for insight on how to process the modern world. He laid the foundations for much of modern philosophy.
Spongebob has fallen on hard times. He lost his job and has been forced to leave Bikini Bottom and dry-out on land in downtown Chicago. As time passes parts of him fall off and turn to dust and he slowly loses his chipper attitude as his mind breaks into tiny pieces.
This is me drawing and painting a parrot drinking a margarita because t‑shirt shops want to know I am a classy guy with marketable skills and I am up on the cool pop culture imagery.
This is a happy blue Post Malone monster with Crocs, headphones, tentacle arms and one eyeball. He clicks his gold teeth to the rhythm of the music he is listening to and it makes his dentist mad. His one eye represents the influence of the Illuminati. I like when people who are hated by the gatekeepers comeback with the best work of their career and shame all their haters.
I did this friendly purple cartoon monster for a design firm in Minnesota. Garrison Kiellor told me to insert a Lutheran joke here. Purple monster with green hands and feet, green hair and a red nose.
This is a painting of Henry Rollins. I have been a punk music fan for a long time. I learned about bands like black flag, wire, fugazi and the stooges when I first became interested in nirvana in the 90s. Punk is about rebellion and anger. It is cool when it isn’t about hatred. Rollins has been on Rogan’s podcast like two times now and he is a smart and interesting guy. He and Rogan are basically the same person. It is cool how the web lets you hear how amazing people think and process the world live without filters and with no time limits.
This is a tasty monster eyeball ice cream cone treat. It is a visual symbol for website analytics. Analytics lets people with OCD occupy their brain by snooping on the other people who visit their site.
This is a happy red crab with white polka dots. He lives on the bottom of the ocean and he crabs around gobbling up spoiled food people threw into the english channel — singing tunes from the little mermaid. When he eats he makes snibity snab noises.
This is a monster under Timmy’s bed. He is waiting patiently for an unsuspecting house cat to jump down without looking so he can gobble him up. He is a transparent green slime monster with red eyes and lots of pointy teeth.
This is an illustration of Eustace Tilley for the Newyorker. He is their dandy intellectual mascot with a monocle and a butterfly bro.
Vampire bat cartoon for Halloween. Vampire bats are hipsters. They only come out at night and they hang from their toes when they sleep.
This is a caticorn being ridden by Takashi Murakami. He is a famous Japanese pop artist who works in New York. This caticorn has a rainbow tail and blue eyes. He bounds through space and over rainbow nebulae — spiriting Takashi away into dreamland every night.
This is an inquisitive green monster with big blue eyes and a blue visor. He is holding his favorite kitty next to him.