Scottish fold kitties are so cute. I love their tiny ears – it makes them look extra young and kawaii. This is a gray kitty with green eyes.
This is a silly artist monster. His name is Dylan and he likes to paint dots on himself when he is bored. He is an artistic monster and he is great at drawing and painting. He likes to create monsters to show his friends.
This is monster Jack at the top of a tree making monster growl noises. Monsters love growling in the dead of night. They do it on windy nights with swirling oceans of stars spiraling over their head.
I am fascinated and scared by microbes and germs. It is amazing that we live in a biome that can sicken and kill us with little or no warning. We live in a world swarming with tiny semi-living creatures that exist to maim or harm us. This is an exaggerated caricature of a swine flu virus with multiple green eyes.
This is a troll with a giant green smiley head entertaining himself by trolling random people in chat rooms and on image boards. His life in uneventful so he is forced to do what he can to stay engaged with reality. He is afraid that other people might not exist and by testing their emotional response through the filter of the internet he can prove to himself that he is not alone in an empty universe.
This is a fuzzball named Poof. He likes to be petted and his favorite game is Fortnite.
This is a purple cartoon monster named Chris. He is a tiny fella who lives in your ears and eats ear wax. He likes it best when its yellow and runny.
This is a piggy bank with a silly expression on his face.
This is a tipsy penguin wearing a green sierra nevada t-shirt. He likes how beer makes him feel warm, fuzzy and relaxed. When he goes to sleep he has comfortable dreams of swimming in warm clear tropical waters with day glow fishes. When he swims he moves at high speed in large sweeping arcs – with the kind of grace he never has when he waddles around on land sober.
Rainbow fish live in the brackish warm mud puddles of summer thunderstorms. They poke their eyes up out of the water to look around and bite the toes of unsuspecting kids who splash next to them with bare feet.
This is a silly tree with sunglasses. He is a chad tree and he has a squirrel friend and a nice car. He is the envy of shrubs and other trees.
This is a purple monster who lives in the Slushy you bought on a hot summer day as a kid. If you drink it too fast he will freeze your brain solid. He is squishy and sweet and grape flavored.