Yellow Monster 4 Eyes

This is a fat yellow monster with four eyes resting on eyestalks. He also has a giant blue nose with with a silver nose ring and puffy blue fur.

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British Dragon

This is a British Dragon. It is the dragon of St. George. He is the mascot of England. That spike on his nose is used for opening canned foods that he cooks with the fire from his gullet.

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Fish With Eyestalks

Blue Fish With Eye Stalks

This is a  icky blue fish with red lips and eyes on stalks.  He hides just underwater so only his eyes poke out. He sits there all day waiting for water bugs to paddle carelessly by and then he munches them.

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Mickey Mouse Monster

Mickey Mouse 5 Eyed Zombie

This is Mickey as a zombie monster with 5 eyes. He is homeless and he hasn’t had a bath is  3 weeks. 

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Green Monster Holding Book

Green Monster Blue Scarf

Green Monster Holding Book

This is a Green monster with giant round blue eyes and a blue scarf for winter. He likes to read books about pirate adventures on tropical islands when it is cold out.

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Red Monster Sad

red monster sad

red monster sad


This is a red monster with four arms and blue lips. He is inspired by Pepe the frog. He has some deep empty and even melancholy feelings.

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Blue Monster With a Big Head

Blue Monster Big Head

Blue Monster Big Head

This is a silly blue monster with a big head. His intellect is limited but it doesn’t keep him from enjoying life. He has poofy hair. He is working on a mean sugar and caffeine buzz.

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Manatee Rainbow

manatee hanging from a rainbow

manatee hanging from a rainbow

I love how cute manatees are. They are so chubby and cuddly and sweet. I hate that they are endangered and that motorboats kill hundreds of them yearly. This is a chubby sea cow hanging from a rainbow. Save the manatees.

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Pink Donut Cartoon

crazy-donut-cartoon

crazy-donut-cartoon


This is a crazy pink donut with sprinkles. He is doughy, sugary and sweet and he will hike your glycemic index if you’re not careful.

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Watermelon Monster With Knife

crazy watermelon monster

crazy watermelon monster

This is a crazy watermelon monster cutting itself open so that people can eat his insides. He is worried and neurotic.

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