Footwear Design
David Lynch is a genius and a mad man. He has magnificent hair. I remember watching Blue Velvet for the first time in the late 90s and it blew my mind. I was by myself in a deserted college town on the weekend. They are the loneliest places on earth. An empty dorm and a vhs player and some gloomy feelings made the movie all the more strange.
This is a fat brown dog with a red and green eye. He is a junkyard dog with a lazy streak. He is bloated because he eats nothing but corn chips and all the sodium makes him retain water. Sometimes he gets so bloated he cant walk so he sits on the front porch watching cars pass.
If you look closely there is a one eyed monster who lives on the moon. He likes to come out late at night and stick out his tongue at people walking around on the earth and blow bubbles. As the night passes he will fill up the sky with bubbles.
This is Lester the incel frog with his waifu pillow. He likes to smoke after a long passionate love making session. He is experiencing an intense refractory period. He thinks your waifu is crap btw.
This is chris. He is a fat guy with a red bunny fursona. He likes to swim in his grandma’s pool but he can only swim when he is a bunny. He also has to wear his green floaties to feel comfortable in the pool.
This is a chubby green monster eating a two scoop ice cream cone. He has rainbow spines for hair and red and yellow striped flip flops. He also has a beer belly and diabeetus.
This is a happy purple monster with orange arms, hands and feet and a big green nose. He has piercings in his face and nose and a giant giddy smile.
This is is a giant blue ape with aqua skin and blue eyes. He is a peaceful animal who eats flowers and poptarts. He has adhd and feet that work like hands. He sometimes uses his feet to pick his nose.
This is a fat yellow monster with four eyes resting on eyestalks. He also has a giant blue nose with with a silver nose ring and puffy blue fur.
This is Mickey as a zombie monster with 5 eyes. He is homeless and he hasn’t had a bath is 3 weeks.