Sebastian the metal crab monster bot wanders the ocean floor looking for garbage to eat.
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China is headed for the moon in 2013. This editorial illustration is based on an image by George Melies. BTW the movie “Hugo” is excellent.
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Scientists have identified a parasitic fly that injects its larva into bees and turns them into zombies. They leave the hive at night in groups and buzz aimlessly around bright lights like confused moths. The zombie bee apocalypse is upon us. Braaaiiiins.
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Just got remote controlled metal sharks with lasers beams attached to their freakin’ heads in the moat that surrounds my apartment. They are there to protect me from the coming zombie apocalypse. Pew pew pew.
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Flying purple people eaters are misunderstood. They don’t eat people. They eat purple marshmallow peeps.
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Snorri is an outcast red bass. He looks different. He swims away from schools by himself. He plays skyrim. He snores when he sleeps.
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Geek monsters have braces, use linux on their netbook, shop at newegg, troll reddit and live in their mom’s basement.
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