Metal Crab Monster Bot

by admin on January 23, 2012 · 2 comments

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stainless steel crab monster

Sebastian the metal crab monster bot wanders the ocean floor looking for garbage to eat.

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Moon Rocket Eye

by admin on January 22, 2012 · 0 comments

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moon rocket eye George Melies
China is headed for the moon in 2013. This editorial illustration is based on an image by George Melies. BTW the movie “Hugo” is excellent.

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Zombie Bee Cartoon

by admin on January 18, 2012 · 2 comments

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zombie bee cartoon

Scientists have identified a parasitic fly that injects its larva into bees and turns them into zombies. They leave the hive at night in groups and buzz aimlessly around bright lights like confused moths. The zombie bee apocalypse is upon us. Braaaiiiins.

 

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Metal Shark Laser

by admin on January 14, 2012 · 0 comments

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metal shark laser

Just got remote controlled metal sharks with lasers beams attached to their freakin’ heads in the moat that surrounds my apartment. They are there to protect me from the coming zombie apocalypse. Pew pew pew.

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Flying Purple People Eater

by admin on January 12, 2012 · 0 comments

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Flying purple people eaters are misunderstood. They don’t eat people. They eat purple marshmallow peeps.

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Angry Bacon Eggs

by admin on January 11, 2012 · 2 comments

in Cartoon

bacon eggs cartoon

Angry wild territorial bacon sitting on her nest of eggs. Mmmmmm bacon.

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Red Bass

by admin on January 8, 2012 · 0 comments

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red fish, bass, freaky, alternative

Snorri is an outcast red bass. He looks different. He swims away from schools by himself. He plays skyrim. He snores when he sleeps.

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Huge Green Bug Cartoon

by admin on December 31, 2011 · 0 comments

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smiling green bug

Friendly big green standing bug for the portfolio.

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Geek Monster With Beanie

by admin on December 24, 2011 · 0 comments

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geek monster braces beanie

Geek monsters have braces, use linux on their netbook, shop at newegg, troll reddit and live in their mom’s basement.

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angry fuzzy ball

by admin on December 22, 2011 · 1 comment

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angry fuzzy ball monster

Angry purple fuzzy monster with a red beret. His name is rerun.

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