Purple monster with a nose ring. He is friendly and happy and he has a big personality. He has two yellow eyes on eyestalks.
Vampire Bat Smiling
This is a bat smiling. It is the kind of bat Chinese people eat and buy in wet markets. They are the original vector of the corona virus that has circled the globe in a matter of months.
Internet Troll
This is an illustration of a blue internet troll with a purple tongue. He lives to gas up people in chat rooms.
Kingfisher Illustration
This is an illustration of a Kingfisher. They have giants heads and beaks designed to help them scoop up fish. They are great fliers. I remember seeing one in a pond behind my house as a kid and thinking it looked like an alien life-form.
Purple Monster Standing
This is a happy radical 90s monster with purple skin and and green hands and feet. He has spiky green spines for hair and a round red nose.
Rolling Stone Logo Realistic
This is the Rolling Stones logo painted with an airbrush to give it dimension. It is obviously influenced by POP ART of the 60s and often attributed to Andy Warhol though it was created by an English graphic designer. It is one of the most successful corporate marks ever made.
China Virus Cartoon
This is an illustration of the corona virus that China created in wet markets in Wuhan. It came about because Chinese people believe freshly killed bats taste better. Street vendors who slaughter live animals like bats and badgers for food – store those animals in hundreds of cages on top of each other where they […]
Police Officer Cartoon
This is a Chicago police officer. If you are friendly and respectful to the police they are the best friends you will ever have. Schools should do a better job of teaching kids how to interact with cops respectfully. The secret is to do what they say and if you have a disagreement do it […]
Happy Baby Cartoon
A baby is a happy little monster who grunts and drools and makes strange bodily noises. They live to be loved and taken care of. Here is bubbles without the bubbles.
Henry Rollins Caricature
This is a painting of Henry Rollins. I have been a punk music fan for a long time. I learned about bands like black flag, wire, fugazi and the stooges when I first became interested in nirvana in the 90s. Punk is about rebellion and anger. It is cool when it isn’t about hatred. Rollins […]
Deadpool With a Big Head
This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
Fat Geisha Girl
This is a chubby Geisha who got fat eating sushi flavored ice-cream and cotton candy ramen noodles. She plays Mario sunshine and drinks screw top wine.
Koi Illustration
This is a spot illustration of a Koi with lily pads. He is eating algae off the sides of the forcefield that is holding reality up. He sometimes thinks he sees giant two legged monsters on the other side watching him.
Eustace Tilley Illustration
This is an illustration of Eustace Tilley for the Newyorker. He is their dandy intellectual mascot with a monocle and a butterfly bro. He is inspecting the butterfly for Corona virus.
Kirby Smart Caricature 90s Football Uniform
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter […]
Ari Shaffir Caricature
This is Ari Shaffir. He is a comedian from LA. He got famous being funny on Rogan’s Podcast with Callen, Duncan and Bert. They don’t get enough credit for being huge forces in making that podcast great. He had his own show on Comedy Central and quit it to get high and travel around Asia […]
Theo Von Caricature
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski the Third (born March 19, 1980), known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, host, and actor. He is a funny dude with a mullet.
Dodo Bird Illustration
This is an illustration of a dodo bird. His brain is soft like a puppy’s belly. He is so stupid that he doesn’t know his entire species is endangered. He walks around mindlessly passing gas and listening to Spotify. Brap.