This is a crazy bucktoothed jack-o-lantern for Halloween. His name is Jeff and he has lost his marbles. The pressure of being a pumpkin has finally gotten to him. He sometimes thinks that he is a human who is experiencing what it is like to be a pumpkin as a part of some sort of secret government experiment to identify the human soul.
This is a plug DJ avatar that I created back in 2012. I put their default dancer in a monster outfit. He is paranoid and ready to dance with glow sticks.
This is a fish riding a Crappie Bike. It is based on a saying by Irina Dunn: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”.
This is an illustration of a black kitty cat – they catch alot of bull around Halloween. Superstition is silly. Please don’t hurt cats.
This is a blue monster with 4 eyes shooting the bird. It is the most gnarly skate deck in the world. It is one of a kind and impossible to buy. It is priceless and a pop culture icon.
Toucans sometimes lose their beak. If they bang it too hard it will fall off their head. You can find lost toucan beaks allover the rainforest floor. This is a surrealistic painting of a toucan sans-beak with a stern human face.
This is a sentient self carving jack-o-lantern created by Monsanto. He has a flaming personality disorder that causes him to make silly faces at trick-or-treaters as they pass him by. He clatters his teeth and makes fart sounds with his mouth as he is cutting his face with a large filet knife. Knife not included.
Frank has been shown the error of his ways. He is a sensitive fella. He is called Frankenstein but his real name is Frank – AKA the monster. People confuse him for the guy who made him. He likes reading the Onion. Onions have layers.
This is Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall with graffiti and skinny jeans. He is an egg with a fragile shell and he fell off the wall. But they put him back together after printing him a pristine new shell with a 3-D Printer.