This is a tiny short blue rave crab monster with rainbow horns and sneakers. He is composing robotic symphonies in his head and tapping them out with his pincers. Snibity Snab.
Japanese Demon
This is a red bald green lipped Japanese demon with yellow teeth. He is the spirit that makes you have terrible dreams when you are trying to get off of Lexapro.
Apple Pencil 2 Cartoon
This is Jony Ive as an apple pencil. I really love my iPad Pro and Apple Pencil. It has completely recharged my creative drive. It is so much better than any other art device I have had and it costs way less than the best Cintiqs. I have waited about 20 years for a device […]
Lady Gaga Cartoon
Gaga’s eyelashes have become a nest for some bright green glow bugs. They doot lights out of their butt to communicate with the benevolent aliens observing humanity from parallel dimensions.
Fat Happy Buddha With Bird Poop
I like Buddhism. It is religion without superpowers. It is more like self help than religion really. Buddhas life was all about learning to get pooped on.
Babe The Blue Ox
The role of Babe the blue ox in the legend of Paul Bunyan is unfairly downplayed. IRL he was 30 feet tall and he did most of the work but Paul got all the glory.
Magnus Carlsen Cartoon
This is a caricature of the world’s number one chess player Magnus Carlsen. Great chess players have incredibly high IQs and mutant like spatial awareness. I saw where top players burn up to 6000 calories in tournaments – just from using their brain to crunch potential moves. It is hard to believe that a kid […]
Transparent Monster
When this guy eats Takis you can watch them float around in his belly and give him indigestion. He was born with no hands so he must go to a feeding booth and pay $3 to have them fired into his mouth with a taki airgun three at a time. It is kind of convenient […]
Purple Slug Monster
This is a purple slug monster with wings and one eye and one horn. You might even say he is a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. I am a voracious reader of all things science and medicine. Back in March I was spending time in the woods trying to stay away from […]
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