This is a kid with oakleys, temporary tattoos and red hair. He likes summer pool parties and Elden Ring on Playstation Five. Hey kids don’t get permanent tattoos.

This is a giant goofy fish with shiny red inflatable lips. They puff up like balloons when he is embarrassed. He floats around slowly on the bottom of tropical oceans giggling to himself like an oaf.

I imagine this being a giant resin sculpture. It is 50 feet high and a shrine to the transient pleasures of the lowest forms of food and art.

This is a round purple monster drinking bug juice from a curly straw. His juice is made from crushed green space bugs bred by nasa as food for space travelers. He also has a giant bee beard.

This is a angry blue monster standing in a pair of patent leather jordan ones with his arms bowed. His bottom teeth are sharp and they are jutted out in anger. He also has thick black eyebrows and a furrowed brow.

I love the idea that reptoid aliens secretly run the world from behind the scenes. This is a reptoid kid wearing an illuminati hoodie and a military backpack. He has glowing yellow eyes. He works at area 51 on advanced us military technology.

This is a cheeky spring daisy with monkeypox. Monkeypox is an infectious viral disease that can occur in both humans and some other animals. Symptoms include fever, swollen lymph nodes, and a rash that forms blisters and then crusts over. The time from exposure to onset of symptoms ranges from 5 to 21 days. The duration of symptoms is typically 2 to 4 weeks.

This is a cartoon red chili pepper with flames coming out of his mouth and teary eyes. You might even say he is RED HOT.

I love retro flying machines. Jets and planes are some of the most beautiful machines people have ever engineered. This is Mac Miller as a pilot in an old timey fighter jet.

I have traveled across America a bunch of times. I always see the most interesting characters in truck stops and gas stations. This guy was at Arby’s yelling about capitalism and how oppressive it is as he looked for a ride from Nebraska to Colorado.

This is a bad guy rapper bunny with a gun and a backpack. He hops around shooting signs and mail boxes thinking about Easter and laying eggs.