Giant Green Snail

Giant Green Snail Smiling

This is a giant green snail. He is a happy fella with shiny white teeth and a house on his back.

Thug Life Kid

Thuglife Kid With Oakleys

This is a kid with oakleys, temporary tattoos and red hair. He likes summer pool parties and Elden Ring on Playstation Five. Hey kids don’t get permanent tattoos.

Giant Green Fish

This is a giant goofy fish with shiny red inflatable lips. They puff up like balloons when he is embarrassed. He floats around slowly on the bottom of tropical oceans giggling to himself like an oaf.

Donut Popart Sculpture

I imagine this being a giant resin sculpture. It is 50 feet high and a shrine to the transient pleasures of the lowest forms of food and art.

Purple Monster Drinking from a Curly Straw

Purple Monster With a Curly Straw

This is a round purple monster drinking bug juice from a curly straw. His juice is made from crushed green space bugs bred by nasa as food for space travelers. He also has a giant bee beard.

Angry Light Blue Monster With Red Spiky Hair

Angry Blue Monster With Jordan Ones

This is a angry blue monster standing in a pair of patent leather jordan ones with his arms bowed. His bottom teeth are sharp and they are jutted out in anger. He also has thick black eyebrows and a furrowed brow.

Reptoid Wearing Illuminati Hoodie

Reptoid Wearing Illuminati Hoodie

I love the idea that reptoid aliens secretly run the world from behind the scenes. This is a reptoid kid wearing an illuminati hoodie and a military backpack. He has glowing yellow eyes. He works at area 51 on advanced us military technology.

Daisy With Monkeypox

Cute flower with monkeypox

This is a cheeky spring daisy with monkeypox. Monkeypox is an infectious viral disease that can occur in both humans and some other animals. Symptoms include fever, swollen lymph nodes, and a rash that forms blisters and then crusts over. The time from exposure to onset of symptoms ranges from 5 to 21 days. The duration of symptoms is typically 2 to 4 weeks.

Red Pepper Breathing Fire

red pepper breathing fire

This is a cartoon red chili pepper with flames coming out of his mouth and teary eyes. You might even say he is RED HOT.

Mac Miller Flying Retro Jet

Mac Miller Piloting a Retro Jet

I love retro flying machines. Jets and planes are some of the most beautiful machines people have ever engineered. This is Mac Miller as a pilot in an old timey fighter jet.

UGA Hipster Hitch Hiker

Uga Hipster Hitch Hiker

I have traveled across America a bunch of times. I always see the most interesting characters in truck stops and gas stations. This guy was at Arby’s yelling about capitalism and how oppressive it is as he looked for a ride from Nebraska to Colorado.

Rapper Bad Bunny Mascot

Bad Bunny Cartoon Mascot

This is a bad guy rapper bunny with a gun and a backpack. He hops around shooting signs and mail boxes thinking about Easter and laying eggs.