I love the idea that reptoid aliens secretly run the world from behind the scenes. This is a reptoid kid wearing an illuminati hoodie and a military backpack. He has glowing yellow eyes. He works at area 51 on advanced us military technology.
This is a cheeky blue spring daisy with monkeypox. Monkeypox is an infectious viral disease that can occur in both humans and some other animals. Symptoms include fever, swollen lymph nodes, and a rash that forms blisters and then crusts over. The time from exposure to onset of symptoms ranges from 5 to 21 days. The duration of symptoms is typically 2 to 4 weeks.
This is writer and director Quentin Tarantino with fake blood on his face. He is a nerd with a really high IQ who made some of the best movies ever.
This is a cartoon red chili pepper with flames coming out of his mouth and teary eyes. You might even say he is RED HOT.
I love retro flying machines. Jets and planes are some of the most beautiful machines people have ever engineered. This is Mac Miller as a pilot in an old timey fighter jet.
I have traveled across America a bunch of times. I always see the most interesting characters in truck stops and gas stations. This guy was at Arby’s yelling about capitalism and how oppressive it is as he looked for a ride from Nebraska to Colorado.
This is a bad guy rapper bunny with a gun and a backpack. He hops around shooting signs and mail boxes thinking about Easter and laying eggs.
This is Gus the Eagle. He is the strutting 80s mascot of Georgia Southern Football. I updated him with a fresh coat of paint, bigger muscles, tattoos and some 80s sunglasses. I remember seeing him on t‑shirts as a kid and thinking he was cool. I have lived in a bunch of places and Statesboro is one of the best.
This is a friendly short arab trader riding his trusty camel apu across the desert. He has a giant green container of perfume that he is delivering to a customer in Alexandria.
This is the creepy ice cream truck that cruised your neighborhood in the 90s. I remember hearing his spooky music box songs tinkling mechanically through humid air at dusk. He was slinging screwballs, dream sickles, mickey mouse bars and superstars for a dollar.
This is a kid with oakleys, temporary tattoos and red hair. He likes summer pool parties and Elden Ring on Playstation Five. Hey kids don’t get permanent tattoos.
This is a snooty fat fairy smoking and judging everyone around her. She puffs on her long cigarette holder as she buzzes around like one of the three good fairies from Sleeping Beauty.