Her name is Kate and she is delivering parcels on her red vespa. She zooms around town in and out of traffic making sure people get their packages from Amazon.
This is a happy red crustacean with a big goofy smile and bright yellow eyes on eye stalks. He has two big red and yellow claws. He likes to scurry along the ocean floor in tide pools and pinch the toes of swimmers.
This is Mr Foamer Simpson Monster. He is a famous New York based sneaker reviewer on youtube. He has a giant bushy red beard and Yankee hat and is wearing hard to get original Lebron 8 South Beach sneakers.
This is an M1 iMac walking and smiling making a number one hand gesture. It is amazing how Apple revolutionized chip technology by making phones. In only 10 years of innovation mobile processors have left giant power hungry Cisc chips in the dust.
This is a friendly purple monster with a stylish green hair haircut. He is brightly colored and has rainbow spines that will stick you and cause a bright purple rash. He is wearing acid green Yeezy Slides. He is lazy – he hates wasting time putting on socks and tying his shoes.
This is a 20 foot mylar sculpture of a hamburger with the works. It is designed to look bendy, juicy and moist. It has a flock of yellow birds perched on it – using it as a home.
Monsters eat alot of cotton candy so they brush their teeth three times a day. They like to dance in front of the mirror. Hit shift and refresh. I repainted many parts of the monster to make him more polished.
This is a fire/lava mascot wearing air max. I imagine he sounds like Jon Lovitz as the devil when he talks. His only problem with wearing shoes is that he keeps setting them on fire.
This is The Oregon Duck looking angry. He is amped up and ready for war. He was licensed out by Disney and based on one of my favorite Disney characters – Donald Duck.
It is amazing that the military regularly sees things that it can’t identify. Things that bend the rules of physics and do things in the air that no known technology can do. One of the most believable witnesses is a former navy fighter pilot who saw something that looked like a 30 foot tic-tac over the pacific ocean when he was flying an F-18 Hornet. Also check out the report congress released today on UAPs. We are OBVIOUSLY being visited by ETs and this one is a college student. He has hundreds of stickers on his saucer – they express his individuality. He came here for our weed.
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.
This is an illustration I did of a big fish chasing a small fish. It represents the driving force of evolution by natural selection. It is the fundamental force that made us who and what we are and it gives you insight into why people are so terrible to each other and to other animals.