Red Monster Purple Tongue

A silly furless red monster scampers about with a mischievous grin, its oversized purple tongue lolling out of its mouth like it’s tasting the air. It has googly eyes that seem to dance in every direction, making it impossible to tell what it’s looking at. Despite its goofy appearance, it’s oddly lovable, always ready to … Read more

Apple Pencil Illustration

apple pencil illustration

The apple pencil and ipad pro are the two best devices ever created for making digital art. If I had these twenty years ago my art would be so much better. They are the closest thing to natural media I have ever used. In highschool I was at a party and I lit a plastic … Read more

Jason Voorhees With Purple Skin

jason voorhees with purple skin

Jason Voorhees with purple skin takes on an otherworldly appearance, his usual menacing figure now tinged with a surreal, almost alien vibe. The vibrant purple hue of his flesh contrasts eerily with his iconic hockey mask, giving him an even more terrifying, supernatural presence. Stalking his victims through the woods, he becomes an unstoppable nightmare … Read more

Wolf With Tiny birds

wolf with tiny birds

The Big Bad Wolf is a notorious character often found in fairy tales, particularly known for his roles in stories like “The Three Little Pigs” and “Little Red Riding Hood.” He is typically portrayed as cunning and ruthless, using his wits to deceive and trap his prey. Despite his fearsome reputation, the Big Bad Wolf … Read more

Blue Fish With Braces

A quirky blue fish named Benny swims through the coral reef with a shiny set of braces, glinting like treasure in the sunlight. Rubber bands crisscross his tiny fishy teeth, making his grin both comical and endearing to the other sea creatures. Despite his unique look, Benny proudly flashes his metallic smile, proving that confidence … Read more

Blue Mosquito

blue mosquito

This is a happy blue mosquito with bright red lips. He sips the blue blood of monarchs. You can hear the high pitched buzz of his wings in the warm dark rooms of summer as he scouts for prey.

Mac Flying a Retro Jet

This is Mac zipping around in his retro jet. He buzzes schools and makes faces at kids on the playground as he pulls aerobatic stunts and lights the afterburner.

Weird Guy With a Long Face

I grew up listening to 60s and 70s music. Frank was a weird genius. He made silly avant garde hippie music with a band full of geniuses. Towards the end of his life he continued to stick it to the man and composed orchestras.

Cash Jones Uga Bulldog

Cash Jones Uga Bulldog

This is Cash Jones dressed up as Hairy Dawg for Halloween. He stepped up when Trevor Etienne got hurt and helped carry the Dawgs to a win over the Gators. Being a white halfback in the SEC is a little like being a white rapper – you have no choice but to be very good … Read more

Light Blue Monster Wearing Jordans

Light Blue Monster Wearing Jordan 1s

Meet Blinko, a lovable blue monster with a single blue eye, who loves nothing more than dancing in his bright Red and Black Jordans. One day, he accidentally stepped on his own shoelaces while doing his famous “spin-twirl-jump” move and tumbled into a pile of marshmallows. Blinko giggled so hard that his horns started to … Read more

Monster Rocketship 25 Cent Kiddie Ride

This is a purple cyclops monster kid having fun riding a quarter kiddie ride rocket in front of TG&Y. He is pretending he is an astronaut making clicking noises with his mouth as he fires his imaginary retro rockets.

Purple Monster With a Nose Ring

Purple Monster With aNose Ring

My site features a vibrant, quirky character that exudes charm and personality. He is a tiny purple germ monster with a nose ring and gapped yellow teeth. This eye-catching mascot adds a fun, unique air that’s sure to make a lasting impression.