People

Fat Guy Riding a scooter

The plump gentleman rode his Vespa with an air of whimsical confidence, his bright pink unicorn helmet bobbing with every turn. As he zipped through the bustling streets, curious onlookers couldn’t help but smile at the sight of such an endearing, fantastical combination. His helmet’s rainbow mane fluttered in the breeze, adding a touch of magic to his everyday journey.

Wolverine With a Big Head

Wolverine stands ready for action with his iconic claws fully extended, his large head giving him an exaggerated, almost caricature-like appearance. A thick cigar clenched between his teeth adds to his rugged and rebellious persona, with wisps of smoke curling around his intense expression. His muscular frame, despite the oversized head, radiates power and danger, capturing the essence of his ferocious and unyielding character.

Fat Geisha

A plump geisha sits comfortably, her elegant demeanor contrasting with the playful pink one-piece bathing suit she wears, which adds a whimsical twist to her traditional appearance. She delicately picks up a piece of sushi with her chopsticks, savoring each bite with a contented smile, as if blending the art of fine dining with casual indulgence. The scene is a delightful mix of cultural elegance and lighthearted humor, capturing the geisha’s joy in the moment.

Uncle Sam Angry Illustration

Uncle Sam, his face contorted in anger, glares intensely, with a smoldering cigar clenched between his teeth, adding a rebellious edge to his usual stern demeanor. His iconic top hat sits slightly askew, and the smoke from the cigar curls around his furrowed brow, emphasizing his frustration. The image of this furious patriot, with his piercing eyes and determined scowl, exudes a fierce and unyielding sense of authority.

Tinker Hatfield Caricature

Tinker Hatfield sits on a bench in Portland, his focus intense as he sketches new designs on an iPad Pro, the screen reflecting the creative spark in his eyes. Dressed casually yet stylishly, his surroundings of urban greenery and modern architecture complement the innovative spirit that defines his work. As he draws, the bustling energy of the city seems to fade away, leaving only the quiet hum of inspiration guiding his pen across the digital canvas.

Thug Life Kid

Decked out in tattoos and fiery red hair, this white thuglife kid’s toughest battle was deciding which organic kale smoothie to order at the local juice bar. His gangsta rap playlist was just a backdrop for his obsession with collecting rare, artisanal cheeses. He might rock the streets, but he’d also rock a wine and cheese party with unparalleled finesse.

Taylor Swift Zombie bride

Taylor Swift, transformed into a zombie bride, stands serenely amidst a swirl of glowing fireflies, her ethereal gown flowing in the night breeze. Her once-vibrant eyes now hold a haunting allure, and her pale grey skin contrasts with the daisy bouquet she clutches. The fireflies create a magical, otherworldly glow around her, adding a surreal touch to this spectral vision of beauty and decay.

Zombie Mario

Itsa Mee Zombario! I love nintendo. Just watching people play mario makes me happy. When I was a kid mario was a sprite with like 16 pixels and now mario alone probably has more detail than the entire mario 64 game. It is incredible how much computer graphics have advanced in 20 years and how mario has slowly evolved into a totally 3-d animated character living in a fully realized 3-d world. This is what mario looks like when he gets the zombie brain mushroom power-up. Brainnnnnz.

Claxton Chicken Logo

Claxton Chicken is a family owned chicken processor in rural south eastern Georgia. I remember seeing their logo on trucks as a kid.

Buddha With Bird Poop

The statue of a Happy Buddha, with its characteristic round belly and joyful expression, sits serenely despite being covered in splatters of bird poop. The contrast between the statue’s intended symbolism of happiness and good fortune and the messy reality adds an ironic, almost humorous twist to the scene. Yet, the Buddha’s smile remains unfazed, as if embracing the imperfections of life with unwavering contentment.

Puffer Jacket and Jordans

A rapper with dreads stands confidently against a wall, his glowing green eyes adding an intense and otherworldly aura to his presence. He’s dressed in a retro blue puffer jacket while his feet are clad in the distinct Jordan 34 Visible Utility sneakers, blending street style with a futuristic edge. The combination of his piercing gaze and fashionable attire makes him look both mysterious and undeniably cool, as if he’s ready to take on the world with his unique energy.

Chicago Police Officer

I love the police. They get a bum rap in the press that they don’t deserve. If you are respectful and nice to them they are the best friend you can have. Schools should do a better job of explaining how important police are and why we need them.