Monster

Yellow Monster With Nose Ring

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Yellow Monster Nose Ring.jpg

Happy yellow monster with a nose ring, fuzzy blue hair, green striped horns and big blue eyes. He is thinking about rolling around on the floor and biting his toenails.

Punk Zombie With a Boombox

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Punk Zombie

This is a zombie punk listening to Fugazi on his boombox. He wears skinny jeans and red dr martens and passes gas on the bus to show his disdain for capitalism.

Rave Crab Monster

rave crab monster
rave crab monster

This is a tiny short blue rave crab monster with rainbow horns and sneakers. He is composing robotic symphonies in his head and tapping them out with his pincers. Snibity Snab.

Japanese Demon

Beheaded Japanese Demon

This is a red bald green lipped Japanese demon with yellow teeth. He is the spirit that makes you have terrible dreams when you are trying to get off of Lexapro.

Apple Pencil 2 Cartoon

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Apple Pencil 2 Cartoon 1.jpg

This is Jony Ive as an apple pencil. I really love my iPad Pro and Apple Pencil. It has completely recharged my creative drive. It is so much better than any other art device I have had and it costs way less than the best Cintiqs. I have waited about 20 years for a device like this – wasting money on massive heavy screen tablets that never panned out. Making art is never about being chained to a desk – it is always about taking it with you and being comfortable and inspired by the world. I also love Procreate – it curates all the tools that you need to draw and paint , makes them work like their natural media counterparts and makes them easy to find and use. Things like liquify, smudge and distort are irreplaceable and they work perfectly – far better than they do in photoshop. You also never need a keyboard for shortcut keys – they are the bane of digital art and they are required when you use cluttered and out of date apps like photoshop. And the new pencil has the perfect feel and the right amount of pressure sensitivity – it makes drawing feel like natural media. Also the screen is so much better than anything wacom makes – being able to see what you do accurately is the most important part of making art. Apple took all of the knowledge that they gleaned from making iphones for a decade and created the perfect drawing and painting tool.

Realistic Reddit Snoo

Realistic Reddit Snoo
Realistic Reddit Snoo

This is Snoo from Reddit looking more realistic. He is a snoid. You should check the work of r crumb to learn what that light is for.

Transparent Monster

Transparent Monster
Transparent Monster

When this guy eats Takis you can watch them float around in his belly and give him indigestion. He was born with no hands so he must go to a feeding booth and pay $3 to have them fired into his mouth with a taki airgun three at a time. It is kind of convenient because the red chili powder doesn’t get all over his fingers because he doesn’t have any.

One Eyed One Horn Flying Purple People Eater

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one eyed one horn flying purple people eater

This is a purple slug monster with wings and one eye and one horn. You might even say he is a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. He is the monster embodiment of Twitch.

Purple Drank Monster

purple drank monster
purple drank monster

This is a fat purple monster sipping syrup out of red solo cups. It makes him all fuzzy, relaxed, swirly and purple. =Sip=

Green Monster With Striped Yellow Horns

Green Monster With Striped Yellow Horns
Green Monster With Yellow Striped Horns

This is a cute green monster design for an Ad Agency in Paris. He is a friendly but slobbery germ wearing Chucks and he is worried about his nature as an infectious agent. He hates that he spreads his rna from person to person – making them ill and threatening the world with pandemics.