Illustration

This is a cheeky blue spring daisy with mon­key­pox. Mon­key­pox is an infec­tious viral dis­ease that can occur in both humans and some oth­er ani­mals. Symp­toms include fever, swollen lymph nodes, and a rash that forms blis­ters and then crusts over. The time from expo­sure to onset of symp­toms ranges from 5 to 21 days. The dura­tion of symp­toms is typ­i­cal­ly 2 to 4 weeks.

This is writer and direc­tor Quentin Taran­ti­no with fake blood on his face. He is a nerd with a real­ly high IQ who made some of the best movies ever.

This is a car­toon red chili pep­per with flames com­ing out of his mouth and teary eyes. You might even say he is RED HOT.

I love retro fly­ing machines. Jets and planes are some of the most beau­ti­ful machines peo­ple have ever engi­neered. This is Mac Miller as a pilot in an old timey fight­er jet.

I have trav­eled across Amer­i­ca a bunch of times. I always see the most inter­est­ing char­ac­ters in truck stops and gas sta­tions. This guy was at Arby’s yelling about cap­i­tal­ism and how oppres­sive it is as he looked for a ride from Nebras­ka to Colorado.

This is a bad guy rap­per bun­ny with a gun and a back­pack. He hops around shoot­ing signs and mail box­es think­ing about East­er and lay­ing eggs.

This is Gus the Eagle. He is the strut­ting 80s mas­cot of Geor­gia South­ern Foot­ball. I updat­ed him with a fresh coat of paint, big­ger mus­cles, tat­toos and some 80s sun­glass­es. I remem­ber see­ing him on t‑shirts as a kid and think­ing he was cool. I have lived in a bunch of places and States­boro is one of the best.

This is a friend­ly short arab trad­er rid­ing his trusty camel apu across the desert. He has a giant green con­tain­er of per­fume that he is deliv­er­ing to a cus­tomer in Alexandria.

This is the creepy ice cream truck that cruised your neigh­bor­hood in the 90s. I remem­ber hear­ing his spooky music box songs tin­kling mechan­i­cal­ly through humid air at dusk. He was sling­ing screw­balls, dream sick­les, mick­ey mouse bars and super­stars for a dollar.

This is a kid with oak­leys, tem­po­rary tat­toos and red hair. He likes sum­mer pool par­ties and Elden Ring on Playsta­tion Five. Hey kids don’t get per­ma­nent tattoos.

This is a snooty fat fairy smok­ing and judg­ing every­one around her. She puffs on her long cig­a­rette hold­er as she buzzes around like one of the three good fairies from Sleep­ing Beauty.