This is an alien who works for the us air force at Groom Lake. He flies an f-35 prototype and teaches American pilots how to use its advanced alien technology sensors to target and track bad guys. It has sensor technology captured from a UFO, including the Active Electronically Scanned Arrays (AESA) radar, Distributed Aperture System (DAS), Electro Optical Targeting System (EOTS) and Helmet Mounted Display System.

This is a happy poo smiling and reliving the 2010s in his tiny poo brain. He has a bright green fly bro who is always buzzing in his ear.

This is a sad Red Panda with bright green eyes slurping ramen. I love how cute they are. They aren’t really pandas though – they are cousins to racoons.

Purple monster with a nose ring. He is friendly and happy and he has a big personality.

This is a digital painting of the hulk. I have always liked him. He is a modern version of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. I also gave him an apple watch so he can monitor his heart rate and put some tattoos on him to make him fit in with zoomers.