It’s weird how goats became a symbol of evil when they are so cute and affectionate. They are herd animals who have the kindest eyes and the most distinct personalities. Hail Satan. Boop.
This is an illustration of Santa Claus with a bag full of toys.
This is a shark with 80s shades and a hat. He listens to Van Halen and bites off tourists feet.
This is a concept for a Z10N sneaker with space hippie vibes. It is inspired by how the night sky looks when I am dreaming.
This is another alien pumpkin. Around halloween he shows up on porches to hide out. As he ages he sheds his skin like a lizard. Happy 80s Scifi practical effects scifi horror movie Halloween
This is a hipster monster with a goatee and a beret. He is using a pencil and a wacom intuos at the same time. I created this on on old tablet with no screen that forces you to draw without looking at your hand. It is very unintuitive when you learned to draw with a pencil.
This is a chubby purple monster with spiky red hair picking a booger. He got a big one.
This is the hero from the cheesy 80s movie Revenge of the Ninja. It inspired me to convince the kids in my neighborhood that ninjas lived in the woods behind my house. Cutest Ninja vid ever.
This is Spotemgottem. He needs a friend. He is a rapper who TikTok made famous. He is wearing some mint Yeezy 700 Suns and he is still rocking his stack of paper but he is going through hard times.
This is a love bomber dropping love bombs. It is a psychological term referring to an attempt to influence a person by demonstrations of attention and affection. This is a B1B Love Bomber. It is designed to fly low and fast under radar.
I am fascinated by the union of high and low art. This is an imaginary collab between Nike and Balenciaga. It is a 90s running shoe that was dug out of an asteroid in space and left to circle the earth for 20 years before an astronaut snagged it on a spacewalk. It references the garbage collages of German dada artist Kurt Schwitters. But instead of synthesizing bits of paper refuse I use thrift-store shoe parts as my medium. I paint these from scratch using the airbrush in photoshop. I’m not even sure how shoes are designed in 2021 but I bet it involves 3d models. I make the 3‑d model in the video card in my head and then use my hand to paint it. It looks realistic because I am really good at painting with an airbrush.
This is a Nike Dunk University Red with custom postmodern corporate zombie art. These zombie mascots are crossing the rainbow bridge into the afterlife. Lol Mickey is wearing crocs. I’m so silly.