This is Tinker he is the godfather of cool Nike shoe designs. He is responsible for basically every good Nike shoe from the 80s and 90s. Here he is on a park bench drawing with an ipad pro in downtown Portland.
This is an alien mushroom smoking green and purple. Fungi are plants that breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide like animals. They are probably sentient alien life forms that fell to earth on an asteroid in a bit of intergalactic psychedelic panspermia.
This is a silly play on the illuminati imagery on the US dollar bill. “Bro the NSA is most certainly using microwaves and tiny chips in paper money to control your thoughts while you get high and eat pizza.” Puff. ” I know bro. I can feel my wallet vibrate when the voices start.”
In “The Call of Cthulhu”, H. P. Lovecraft describes a statue of Cthulhu as: “A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind.“
I updated him with more human eyes and expression and gave him a sassy pose.
This is a silly purple monster wearing a kitty suit eating cotton candy. Mew mew mew. He has a mean sugar buzz and it has made him jittery and cross eyed.
This is a chubby red monster with nappy hair and giant blue eyes on eye stalks. He is influenced by Pepe the frog. He has much pathos — pudgy blue feets and four arms for huging his frens. Feels good man.
This is a giant green snail. He is a happy fella with shiny white teeth and a house on his back.
This is a giant goofy fish with shiny red inflatable lips. They puff up like balloons when he is embarrassed. He floats around slowly on the bottom of tropical oceans giggling to himself like an oaf.
This is a round purple monster drinking bug juice from a curly straw. His juice is made from crushed green space bugs bred by nasa as food for space travelers. He also has a giant bee beard.
This is a giant blue gator monster riding a tiny pink e‑scooter. The gators name is Greg and he is a pudgy guy who enjoys riding to the store to get goldfish to eat. Yellow birds like hitching a ride on him as he scoots past.
This is a goofy blue fish with red fins and lips and eyestalks. He is a potty fish. If you look in your toilet at night you can sometimes catch him swimming around in there.
This is a angry blue monster standing in a pair of patent leather jordan ones with his arms bowed. His bottom teeth are sharp and they are jutted out in anger. He also has thick black eyebrows and a furrowed brow.