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Donut Popart Sculpture

I imagine this being a giant resin sculpture. It is 50 feet high and is a shrine to the transient pleasures of the lowest forms of food and art.

Spongebob Homeless and Depressed

Spongebob is feeling kind of depressed. He has been on land too long and it has dried him out and weighed on his normal chipper outlook. He was evicted and … Read more

Beetle Juice Sand Worm

I love Tim Burton’s imagination. He has famous sketchbooks where he created the creatures from all of his most magical movies. He went to Cal Arts with other Disney big … Read more

Happy Pill

This is a happy pill. He is happy. He looks at himself in the mirror for hours and practices smiling so that people won’t think he is creepy. He has … Read more

Blue Pug Pooping

This is a cute smooshed face blue pug smiling and pooping. He has bright yellow eyes and a butterfly on his twirly tail. He is homeless and he lives under … Read more

Angry Jack-o-Lantern

This is an evil alien pumpkin. She has angry blue eyes and a slithery blue tongue. She sits on porches and makes scary faces at trick-or-treaters. She feeds on the … Read more

Tinker Hatfield Caricature

This is Tinker he is the godfather of cool Nike shoe designs. He is responsible for basically every good Nike shoe from the 80s and 90s. Here he is on … Read more

05 Ford GT Painting

2005 Ford GT Side

This is an old timey airbrush painting of a car that is a throwback to the 60s. The gt40 was one of the coolest American cars ever made and the … Read more

Cthulhu Kid

In “The Call of Cthulhu”, H. P. Lovecraft describes a statue of Cthulhu as: “A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass … Read more

Urban Pigeon Wearing Pigeon Dunks

Pigeon Wearing Pigeon Dunks

This is a hip city pigeon wearing purple Nike Pigeon Dunks, a fat gold chain and a louis vuitton gradient pattern on his shiny oily neck feathers. He waddles the … Read more

Red Monster With Blue Lips

This is a chubby red monster with nappy hair and giant blue eyes on eye stalks. He is influenced by Pepe the frog. He has much pathos – pudgy blue … Read more