Fish

Big Fish Eats Small Fish

striped blue fish chasing small fish
striped blue fish chasing small fish

This is an illustration I did of a big fish chasing a small fish. It represents the driving force of evolution by natural selection. It is the fundamental force that made us who and what we are and it gives you insight into why people are so terrible to each other and to other animals.

Psychedelic Yellow Fish

psychedelic yellow fish
psychedelic yellow fish

This is a giant psychedelic whale with two warring schools of remoras. The tiny sucker fish are symbiotes who hitch rides on giant fish for protection and entertainment. If you take too much benadryl it is possible to see these types of brightly colored lifeforms swimming under your bed.

Purple Fish 5 Eyes

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5 eyed purple fish

This is a purple tropical fish mutated by radioactive waste. He swims around in the abandoned cooling towers of cold war nuclear power plants.

Blue Monster Fish

Blue Monster Fish 3 Eyes
Blue Monster Fish 3 Eyes

This is an illustration of an electric blue monster fish with three eyes and sharp yellow teeth and orange fins. He is always smiling to warn other fish that he might bite them, slobber on them and give them cooties.

Red bass cartoon

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Red bass cartoon

This is an illustration of a bright red bass with purple fins and bright green eyes. He eats rubber worms and poops rainbows. I have a recurring dream where I am fishing in a pond hidden in the woods. The fish are dayglow colors and the water is black.

Giant Fish Eating a Swimmer

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Giant fish eating swimmer

This is an iridescent fish with giant red eyes eating a swimmer. They live in coral reefs and eat unsuspecting snorkelers and surfers. Nom.

Baby Puffer Fish

Baby Puffer Fish
Baby Puffer Fish

This is a happy red baby puffer fish. When he is scared he puffs himself up into a ball and puts out his spikes to scare off potential predators. He wants to make it perfectly clear that if they try to eat him he will probably get stuck in their throat like a sandspur.

Sad Green Fish

sad green fish
sad green fish

This is a sad green bass with purple fins and lips and pink eyes. He is sad about the plunge of crypto and the general anomie of modern life. He knows it is just a matter of time before an angler catches him and fries him up for lunch.

Koi Illustration

Koi Spot Illustration Kissing

This is a spot illustration of a Koi with lily pads. He is eating algae off the sides of the forcefield that is holding reality up. He sometimes thinks he sees giant two legged monsters on the other side watching him.