This is a Wuhan Bat Soup Takeout Special. It is so fresh the bat is still breathing. I am aware that the US media has said that the Bat Soup story is bogus but I don’t care. I am also aware that they take a bunch of money from the CCP to change US public opinion about pretty much everything. So I am going to assume that Bat Soup is actually the vector. Lol eating live animals is disgusting and so is cutting off the horns of rhinos because you believe in magic – shame on you China.
This is a cute cartoon kitty with a slice of pizza on her head. It is a funny tribute to cat breading – an internet meme from a decade ago. I imagine this being a giant popart inflatable sculpture. I love kitties. 🙂 After a bunch of experimenting she has the right expression.
This is a happy husky puppy. He likes chewing on shoes and pooping on the rug. I love everything about my iPad Pro. Apple has had an army of really smart people reimagine and redesign digital art. This thing does everything better than a giant PC with a giant Cintiq attached to it and 4 out of date cables and adapters chained to a giant desk.
This is a bad guy rapper bunny with a gun and a backpack. He hops around shooting signs and mail boxes thinking about Easter and laying eggs.
It’s weird how goats became a symbol of evil when they are so cute and affectionate. They are herd animals who have the kindest eyes and the most distinct personalities. Hail Satan. Boop.
This is a shark with 80s shades and a hat. He listens to Van Halen and bites off tourists feet.
This is a cute orange and white kitty with blue eyes. She is bad. She likes to hunt songbirds. To protect those cute little birds her owner puts a bell collar around her neck. It tinkles to warn them when she is in ninja mode.
This is an illustration of Doge. He is a silly meme dog from about 5 years ago. He is a Shiba Inu – a smiley Japanese dog breed who likes to dance.
This is a conspiracy kitty who wears a tinfoil hat to keep the government from beaming thoughts into her head. It blocks the RF356 microwaves emanating from 5g towers and circling doomsday planes. Pew pew pew.
This is an illustration of the corona virus that China unleashed on the world from a lab in Wuhan. The Chinese corona virus is a pathogen that jumped from bats to people and attacks your lungs, liver, immune system, cardio vascular system, kidneys and brain. It is very aggressive and a person can go from healthy to gasping for air on a ventilator with liver and renal failure in a matter of hours. It also causes your immune system to overact and attack your own body. It is especially dangerous because you can be a carrier for up to 14 days with no symptoms. It allows sick people to disperse among a healthy population making countless other people sick. In the age of global economies where millions of people travel allover the world daily – there is no hope of containing a virus like this. It also makes outbreaks far worse when the Chinese government tries to cover it up and silence scientists who want to warn the world. China also closed down travel between its provinces when they discovered it but allowed people from Wuhan to fly all over the world – spreading the virus. We need fundamental changes in how travel between countries works. We need to screen all international travelers for infectious disease. We need to use cell phones to listen for people coughing within outbreak areas and isolate them. We need to be far more careful with who we let in and how we track them while they are here. Having open borders is very dangerous and leads to these outbreaks becoming world wide pandemics.
This is a vampire bat smiling. He flees around at night drunk on Benadryl and hangs from his toes when he sleeps.
This is an illustration of a Kingfisher. They have giant heads and beaks designed to help them scoop up fish. They are great fliers. I remember seeing one in a pond behind my house as a kid and thinking it looked like an alien life-form.