Weird Guy With a Long Face

I grew up listening to 60s and 70s music. Frank was a weird genius. He made silly avant garde hippie music with a band full of geniuses. Towards the end of his life he continued to stick it to the man and composed orchestras.

Witch With Flowers

This is a halloween witch with a head full of fall flowers and a broom that she flies around on. She waits all year for Halloween to roll around so she can fit in and scare little kids. She stands proudly, her broom in hand, adorned with daisys woven into her wild, dark hair. The … Read more

Evil Jack-o-Lantern

evil jack o lantern

This is an illustration of an evil sentient alien being who looks like a pumpkin. He goes nuts on halloween and pretends to be a harmless jack o lantern. Don’t get too close to him – he will bite your toes off.

Monster Rocketship 25 Cent Kiddie Ride

This is a purple cyclops monster kid having fun riding a quarter kiddie ride rocket in front of TG&Y. He is pretending he is an astronaut making clicking noises with his mouth as he fires his imaginary retro rockets.

Fuzzy Blue Monster With Horns

This fuzzy blue monster has a cheerful and quirky appearance, with bright green arms and legs that add a splash of color. His two bright yellow eyes show he is up to mayhem while two striped horns give him a fun and playful edginess. Friendly and whimsical, this monster looks ready to spread joy and … Read more

Purple Monster With a Nose Ring

Purple Monster With aNose Ring

My site features a vibrant, quirky character that exudes charm and personality. He is a tiny purple germ monster with a nose ring and gapped yellow teeth. This eye-catching mascot adds a fun, unique air that’s sure to make a lasting impression.

Happy Toucan

This is a happy toucan high up in the rainforest canopy. He likes to eat sweet fruits and talk to his lantern bug bro Paco. He usually makes a mess when he eats and lits to scream and screech. He sometimes flies around his neighborhood but he mainly sits in one place and chills and … Read more

AIR FORCE One Custom Paint Job

Air force one custom paint job

This is a custom painted pair of classic white air force ones. The nerd on the side has monsters swirling around inside and outside his head. They swirl, bubble and regurgitate out of his body like an out of date chef salad from Walmart. They have black eyes and grinning mouths and they make tiny … Read more

Red Monster With Yellow Goggles

short red monster kid with goggles

A happy red monster with a wide grin bounces around excitedly, showing off its vibrant purple Jordans. Its yellow goggles gleam in the sunlight as it playfully explores the world with boundless energy. With every step, the monster spreads joy, leaving a trail of laughter and fun wherever it goes. I use an ipad pro … Read more

Light Blue Monster With 5 eyes

Light Blue Monster With 5 Red Eyes

Meet Blinko, a lovable blue monster with five bright white eyes, who loves nothing more than dancing in his bright Red and Black Jordans. One day, he accidentally stepped on his own shoelaces while doing his famous “spin-twirl-jump” move and tumbled into a pile of marshmallows. Blinko giggled so hard that his horns started to … Read more

Donald Trump Caricature

donald trump caricature

This is an illustration of Donald Trump from the side. He is a great talker and was on Rogan’s podcast unscripted. He is the first politician i have ever seen talk without a script. I don’t buy that he is a fascist, a racist and a threat to democracy. This kind of vitriol is what … Read more

Teal Monster With Ten Eyes

This is a friendly ten eyed teal monster with nappy black hair. He has two yellow and black striped horns and some keen new Jordan 4s. His shoes help him jump higher in vacuum world. He sometimes pretends he is Michael Jordan when he plays ball.