This is a yellow bouncy elephant nosed monster. He bounces when he gets excited. He likes to bound through the isles of toy stores – scaring kids and parents.
Yellow fire monster likes to spin on his hand for money on street corners. He does it to retro 80s hiphop with his purple bullet bug bro spinning too. This is a monster spinning in a tight circle on his hand while a bug does the same move – perched on his tongue. Sometimes their bug bros lose their balance, fall in and become a crunchy snack. But they do it with such style, nobody is upset. When one falls in – 300 are there to replace him. It is like poetry. Bug fire poetry. Break dancing bug fire poetry.
Crazy monsters like to get geeked up on caffeine, not take their meds and prance around the house with their pants on their head reciting Stevie Wonder lyrics and pretending that they are Superman. They do it until they anger their mum and she yells at them. You internet people really should check out Songs in The Key of Life though. It’s one of the best double albums ever made.
Irish Monsters are mostly hipsters. They eat their Ring Pops and ironically smile at everybody they hate as they whistle Baroque tunes about the optimism of science and the Enlightenment.
Yellow monster cartoon. Chuck the happy monster is a cyclops. He has one blue eye. He has no depth perception so he runs into things and can never make those magic eye posters at Spencer Gifts work. He is also a bacteria monster than can make you sick if you don’t wash your hands.