The birth of Sea Punk. Seapunk was birthed into the world via immaculate conception by a dolphin in 2011. From the sparkly rainbow afterbirth in the cold opaque waters off of the coast of Savannah Georgia, the savior spoke in a soft Southern accent of a coming cultural cataclysm. I won’t go into detail here because they are gruesome — but there is an army of sea punks working to subvert it. Aliens — oops that slipped out. More details to come later.