This is a red cartoon cyclops monster making a scary face. He likes to scare children at Walmart. He sits still in the toy section and acts like a sculpture and moves when they least expect it.
This is a happy hick red monster with a purple nose and 4 arms. His name is gus and he likes to pass gas for giggles. He also likes to put the bioluminescent node on his head into his mouth to make his face glow. His parents yell at him for it but he has too much fun scaring his little sister not to. He also has the mutant ability to talk to someone one day and not remember any part of the conversation the next.
Red monster Chris with earrings, piercings, a life jacket and a keen pair of blue swimming trunks. He likes to take a hair dryer to his hair to make it extra poofy before going to the lake to impress the ladies. Chris is a hipster and a learned hotdog water skiing expert. He does tricks and flips like a drunk otter. Chris is always smiling at random strangers. Most normal people think he is some sort of creep. He is forced to do extraordinary acts of kindness to convince others he isn’t going to jump out of a closet and eat them.
Artist monster with a pencil and a Wacom stylus. If there is a Platonic form for perfect art it is a digital recording of analog expression of the human spirit. It is the marriage of pencil marks and 1s and 0s. It is painting with light — the most ephemeral and malleable medium and recording it perfectly on ram and a hard drive where it can be accessed by anyone in the world over the internet.
Ralf the Christmas monster is responsible for filling stockings for Santa. He takes his duties seriously as the big night comes. He has many years of training that allow him to fit the optimum number of gifts and candies in a confined space. Monsters have smelly feet. Sometimes it can be a dirty job.