Monsters like to smoke and drink in parked cars in front of Grandma’s house. Its funny because they think Grandma doesn’t know. Purple monster with 4 eyes smoking in a parked car. This exactly what my sister looks like.
Purple monster standing with a clipboard. This monster is a malignant narcissist . He sees every statement uttered by others — no matter how benign — as a personal attack. He is always keeping score of disagreements, criticisms and differences of opinion. They go on the mental clipboard to be tallied and used as ammunition in future battles.
This is Charlie the purple monster. He has a short temper but he is a good singer and talker. He was programmed by Project Monarch to make silly farting noises with his mouth when anyone utters the trigger word “verisimilitude”. Luckily nobody ever uses that word.
Fat purple monster vomiting green bile. Monsters puke when they are scared. He heard a scary sound and he is alone. You would be surprised how timid most monsters are. They use their growls, grimaces, roars and vomit to warn people away.
One eyed one horned flying-purple eaters are silly and scary at the same time. They spend most of their time listening to music and browsing the internet on their Jumbotron. But when it comes time for a snack they eat armies of purple people. This is Gus. He likes to play with his food. He is a creative artist type. He gives little thought to his meals or their feelings. This is old art that I tried to improve. Here is the song this guy is based on.