Red monster Chris with earrings, piercings, a life jacket and a keen pair of blue swimming trunks. He likes to take a hair dryer to his hair to make it extra poofy before going to the lake to impress the ladies. Chris is a hipster and a learned hotdog water skiing expert. He does tricks and flips like a drunk otter. Chris is always smiling at random strangers. Most normal people think he is some sort of creep. He is forced to do extraordinary acts of kindness to convince others he isn’t going to jump out of a closet and eat them.