I love Alien clowns. I imagine their anger when they fly billions of light years in their candy colored ships across the vast blank cold darkness of space only to discover that they landed in the armpit of california. They want to use their vast knowledge of science to correct the drought and wash the air clean but feel like it would just get dirty again and the earthlings would waste away their water on their stupid lawns. Alien planet to Earth – stop wasting your water. They feel like they probably should have landed in a city like Montreal where they could go to circuses and theme parks and do clowney things like eat cotton candy and scare spoiled kids. But they have to be happy with being sprawled out in front of their turbo ac trying to keep cool.