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Monster With Pet Frog

Green Monster With Pet Frog

Green Monster With Pet Frog

This is a green monster with one eye and a pet frog. The monster is named John and his frog is called slippy. He likes to pet and care for him – he is especially careful with him so he doesn’t hurt him. He feeds him dead flies and earthworms for din din. He knows that all amphibians are endangered so he wants slippy to be healthy and happy.

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Green Monster Cartoon

funny green monster with a nose ring sitting

green monster sitting sticking his tongue out

This is Gus the monster. He sits all day in his car listening to podcasts as rednecks drive past with loud mufflers on their pickup trucks. He takes sedatives and dreams of spirally and fizzy spinning flowers and lush rain forests with brightly colored mechanical birds and robot bugs. He wants to be a bird.

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Fish Brain Alien Cartoon Character

Fish Brain Alien

Fish Brain Alien


This is an alien life form with a big goofy smile, a ray gun, a brain that is a fish that swims around in his transparent braincase and a deep sense of his own faultiness. This green alien is a goofy looking extraterrestrial creature with highly advanced but funny looking technology. The gun he is holding melts people. But it doesn’t melt everybody – only sociopaths. It melts people who lie and cheat and rat to the boss about every miniscule aspect of the work day. Pew pew pew. Die conniving evil doers who stay up all night and play videogames and eat cheetos instead of bettering themselves.

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Computer Virus

Laptop Virus Monster

Laptop Virus Monster

A computer virus is a malware that, when executed, replicates by reproducing itself or infecting other programs by modifying them. Infecting computer programs can include as well, data files, or the boot sector of the hard drive. When this replication succeeds, the affected areas are then said to be “infected”. This is an illustration of a green gelatinous monster virus destroying a laptop.

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Monster With a Hairdryer

monster with a hairdryer

monster with a hairdryer

Fat fuzzy headed green monsters use a hairdryer to get their hair poofy. They wield a hairdryer like an avant-garde painter uses a nail gun. This monster’s name is Chut. He looks scary but he is very kind and fun loving.

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