This is a red cartoon cyclops monster making a scary face. He likes to scare children at Walmart. He sits still in the toy section and acts like a sculpture and moves when they least expect it.
This is a happy hick red monster with a purple nose and 4 arms. His name is gus and he likes to pass gas for giggles. He also likes to put the bioluminescent node on his head into his mouth to make his face glow. His parents yell at him for it but he has too much fun scaring his little sister not to. He also has the mutant ability to talk to someone one day and not remember any part of the conversation the next.
Crazy red monsters are fueled by junkfood. They love eating pizza and cotton candy as they browse the internet looking for new dank memes to spout. Red Monster Eating Junk Food. Project Monarch was an experiment in mind control. You are now hungry for junk food.