This is a blue monster with pink parts and yellow teeth. His name is Ricky and he walks around the Walmart parking-lot in a daze. He imagines that he is famous and he waves at people and passes gas when they aren’t around.
This is a silly blue monster with red feet and red spikes. This guy is called Rufus. He is a folksey monster with a talky friendly monsterality that helps him make a bunch of friends. He likes to listen to podcasts and watch Vin Diesel movies in streaming chatrooms. He likes how chatrooms let him be anonymous.
This is a transparent alien water monster with wings. His name is Gus. He swims along the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is 10,900 meters deep. Normal fish and divers would be crushed by the pressure if they tried to go this far down. But Gus loves it. When he is happy — he blows bubbles.
This is a blue hipster monster with a black beanie. He wears his beanie when it is 115 degrees outside. He doesn’t care that he is sweating. Being “cool” is more important than being cool. His name is Snoo. His life is in easy mode. He spends most of his time commenting on new stories.
Six eyed blue monster with an orange frog balloon. This monster is called Drek — he is enjoying the simple pleasure of cotton candy and a balloon. He has layers and no friends. He likes to go to the fair even though he has no friends. He just shows up and watches as normies enjoy rides, playing games and having discussions about solipsism and the Kardashians. It doesn’t stop him from getting cotton candy and funnel cakes and playing old tired arcade games from the 90s. He especially likes digdug. He gets alot of pleasure from inflating monsters until they explode. It is his fetish.