Big fat happy fud fish swim slowly along the bottom of the pond looking for scraps of food to eat. They like to nibble on discarded gummy-worm pieces, soggy marshmallow peeps and and stale milk duds. Their job is to keep the bottom of the pond nice and tidy. They hum 80s tunes by duran duran and think about obscure 70s movies that they have seen online as they swim blindly through the brackish chocolate pond water at night. These fellas are grape flavored and their fins taste like cherry taffy. Fat purple fish smiling. Purple fish fat lips.