I have zero dollars. My piggy bank should really be wallowing in a sty of existential sadness and angst. He should be suffering from crushing depression. He is empty like the soul of a corporate CEO who sends all of our jobs to the third world because they are free to pay people nothing and pollute the planet at will. Ironically all of their piggy banks are full and sitting in offshore bank accounts. Just imagine he belongs to one of those guys because he is happy and he feels only sparkly waves of plastic joy .