Canadians are great people from what I have seen of them online. If I ever make any money or get a job I’m gonna move to Canada. It seems like a peaceful and enlightened place. I can deal with the cold. This is Count Chocula, a Canadian Hipster. He listens to Grimes and Moon King and walks around music festivals with a Toucan on his shoulder. He also wears a Disney World hat ironically to show his contempt for ‘merica. He also has Heterochromia iridum. It gives him two different color iris.
This is a caricature of Alex Jones. He is an entertaining talker who believes we are being controlled by extra-dimensional beings. I don’t vouch for what he believes but I enjoy listening to him talk.
This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the side. It amuses me how angry he makes the press with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
I love Bjork’s music. I listened to Homogenic for the first time two nights ago. As part of a science experiment I have been off of lexapro for about 2 weeks so I have feelings again. I like to listen to spotify curled up in a sleeping bag in my car in the dark. It is like a Polyester and metal shell that isolates me from the world and keeps my body heat and emotions next to me as I slide off to sleep. Homogenic is so beautiful and emotionally charged in the dark with canalphones. It is steamy, spirally and love drenched. It is hard to pretend that pop music isn’t as meritorious as any art ever created. It fuses poop culture with high art in a way that is moving and compelling and it isn’t reserved for egg heads living in ivory towers.