Funny banana is such a great meme. I found him on 4chan a few years ago – originally I think he was a rendering of a 3-d model. He is a silly banana with a great trolly facial expression. He is embarrassed about removing his peel and feels naked as he holds it out in front of him. He takes anthropomorphism to the next level. This is funny banana as a bananalet and I made him shorter so that he reduces better. I also gave him blue eyes, some jelly bracelets, a few gold teeth and a Chiquita sticker. On a side note – I painted this with my new Bamboo Ink. It is an amazingly good stylus for windows tablets. The stylus that came with my Yoga is too small and it doesn’t feel as though it has as much resolution for fine movement and clicks. See my review here.
I love Bjork’s music. I listened to Homogenic for the first time two nights ago. As part of a science experiment I have been off of lexapro for about 2 weeks so I have feelings again. I like to listen to spotify curled up in a sleeping bag in my car in the dark. It is like a Polyester and metal shell that isolates me from the world and keeps my body heat and emotions next to me as I slide off to sleep. Homogenic is so beautiful and emotionally charged in the dark with canalphones. It is steamy, spirally and love drenched. It is hard to pretend that pop music isn’t as meritorious as any art ever created. It fuses poop culture with high art in a way that is moving and compelling and it isn’t reserved for egg heads living in ivory towers.
I see this lady panhandling at Walmart everyday. I like homeless people. I am pretty sure they are time travelers from the future who have decided to stay in this time to escape the squalor of the post apocalyptic future. They are all being tracked by evil scientists using radio devices in their teeth. If you look closely you will see they are all missing their teeth. They pull them out to escape the prying gaze of science. You should give them money so they can stay here.
This is a cartoon pizza slice with a single illuminati eye. It is a play on the all seeing eye pyramid that people on youtube make so much about. I wish reality was as mysterious and dangerous as conspiracy addicts think it is. I would like to believe that reptoids were secretly in control of human civilization and behind the scenes pulling strings on everything important.
This is Future – AKA Meathead. He is a rapper from Atlanta. He is responsible for many of the stylistic auotune’d flourishes you hear in modern hiphop. Acts like Feddy Wap shamelessly rip him off. This is a caricature of him wearing some pink wayfarers, pink dreads and a purple unicorn beanie.
This is a mascot for Open AI. It is a company funded by Elon Musk to ensure that the technology behind ai is not completely owned and exploited by any one interest. He wants to keep ai open and safe and make sure people figure out all of the pitfalls before it takes over the world.
This is pretty girl riding a red vespa scooter. She is driving around delivering gifts to her friends on Christmas.
Arab man with a cheek full of Khat. It is a green leafy plant that people in Africa and the Middle East chew to get a feeling of euphoria and excitement. It is a drug that the WHO does not classify as seriously problematic. It is chewed like tobacco and coca leaves. Chewers stuff so much in their cheek that they look like hamsters. And its not unlike how rednecks look when they are chewing Tobacco.
I love Spongebob. He is so chipper and high on life. He makes me want to get a job flipping burgers. There must be a zen to menial jobs that you can take pleasure in doing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until you get it right. Lately Spongebob has been down and life has been gnawing at him. So he started taking Lexapro and sometimes he feels happy but others he feels depersonalized. He feels like he is observing himself from somewhere outside of his body. He is losing his teeth and has has dried out and sometimes small parts of his body fall off.
There is a cool bike shop in Statesboro called The Bike Shop. I bought an aluminum Trek mountain bike there and it is great. This is a caricature of the guy who owns it. He also looks a bit like my Uncle. Get rekt Dick. Cyclist cartoon.
This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the Side. It amuses me how angry he makes the media with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
I love Rick and Morty. It is sometimes amazing and other times meh but the best episodes are incredible. I wish I had a genius alcoholic time jumping Grandpa with a 200 IQ. ;_; It is cool to see what smart and creative people come up with when they are getting paid to have fun. This is Rick vomiting up the fabric of the cosmos after eating too much Szechuan Dipping Sauce. God I love chicken mcnuggers.