This is the Little Prince. He lives on a tiny asteroid called B612. He is a character from a book by the same name written by a French Aristocrat. The major theme of The Little Prince is the importance of looking beneath the surface to find the real truth and meaning of something. It is the fox who teaches the Prince to see with your heart instead of just your eyes. The B-612 foundation is named after The Little Prince’s home world. It is an organization that works to protect the Earth from asteroid impacts and informs and forwards world-wide decision-making on planetary defense.
Claxton Chicken is a company next to where I grew up. I remember seeing their trucks with this cool logo on them when I was a kid. Whoever designed it is a great artist.
This is an illustration of Taylor Swift as a zombie with glowy bugs and critters.
This is an old Chinese man with glasses. He has a big head and he is wearing a black suit.
This is a silly ski mask mask meme from 2012. It represents the retarded anomie of modern life in combination with the angst of appropriation in popular culture. And did I mention stealing stuff?
This is Joe Rogan with a shaved head and and tattoos. Rogan is a smart guy. He has a fast twitch brain honed by many years as a stand-up doing crowd work. I have been listening to his podcast since he and redban were bros talking in front of a cheap microphone – high – sitting on a coach. It is amazing how he has grown to have a bigger audience than many networks. Listening to him talk in your head using the power of the internet – it is like having a smart friend.
Gill Broussard is an amateur astronomer and researcher who thinks that planet Nibiru will wipe out earth when it enters our solar system from its elongated orbit – any day now. He is convinced that every few hundred years earth suffers cosmic disasters that coincide with Nibiru’s orbital approach. He is very interesting to listen to as he talks about the end of the world in his soft cajun drawl. He is like a preacher who weaves his sermon of biblical history with a psychedelic tapestry of apocalypse and astronomy. He has absolutely no evidence of any of this but that doesn’t really matter. I love when smart people are crazy.
This is a hipster named Carter wearing a goofy hat and a jean shirt. He has two different color eyes and a nose ring. His toucan is named Drax and he does ecstasy.
This is a cartoon of a religious martyr. They kill themselves to get 72 virgins and live in a land with rivers of milk, wine, water and honey. Can you imagine the bugs and bacteria? Just give me a place with free wifi. This guy is wearing an explosive belt with a button detonator. He will kill himself because he believes he will be rewarded in the afterlife and because his family will get $25,000 from Islamic charities.
This is a caricature of George Lucas. One thing the fan reaction to The Last Jedi makes apparent is that Star Wars fans are a bunch of spoiled narcissistic neck beard man children. At first I was on board with the Plinkett movement that the prequels took a piss on my childhood. Then I saw the fan reaction to the new movie and decided I am not one of those people anymore. What George Lucas did for movies is amazing. The guy invented a genre with some god tier movies that he had the balls to pay for himself. And in return he became a billionaire in an industry notorious for losing fortunes. The man is a rebel and genius. The beating he has taken from these losers is unforgivable. If I was Disney I would get George to direct the next movie just to thumb their nose at the jerks who call themselves Star Wars fans. If you haven’t seen American Graffiti you should watch it. It is a great 70s movie about the early 60s that George wrote and directed. It is proof that he is fundamentally a great movie maker.