It is depressing how quickly expensive computer hardware gets antiquated. I love beige box macs. The are the computer that introduced me to digital art. They were so polished and refined and sturdy though they are totally useless today. This is an old mac on his last legs. He had a good life but he knows his days are numbered.
This is an illustration of Santa Claus. He is jolly to an extent that approaches being manic. He spends his life making toys for little kids. He eats too many cookies and his waistline shows it.
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.
Baby titmouse perched on a wire. Tiny kawaii baby birds are my favorites. We get these little gray tufted titmice on our backyard feeders. To think — I used to shoot these cute little critters with my bb gun as a kid. The horror. Illustrator and photoshop.
This is Chad the used car salesman. He is a smarmy jerk who is a malignant narcissist and possible psychotic. He spends his time on this planet taking advantage of little old ladies selling them cars with engine problems for huge profits.
This is MC McHamburger – an 80s rapper with a ghetto blaster walking through the hood, going deaf and looking fly in his red Adidas track suit and fresh giant pristine white Adidas high tops. I love 80s urban pop culture. New York was the hippest place in the world in the 80s. It was ground zero for POP Art, Hiphop fashion and the Hiphop musical genre.
Sometimes these things turn out well. This is a skateboard deck design with a blue monster with his mouth open as he chews his food. The monster is a blue cyclops with rotten teeth eating another monster. You can see his food once had eyes.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon. You can spot him in the photos by the red flight commander stripes on his spacesuit. RIP Mister Armstrong. This illustration is meant to poke fun at people who believe we didn’t walk on the moon.
Kim Jong Un is running out of time. The world is about to team up on him and he is going to go out like Gaddafi — in a disturbing video on someone’s iPhone. I hope Kim is smart enough to step down. Move over CF Payne. I am getting better at these caricature things. This actually kinda looks like him.