Bob Ross

bob ross caricature

bob ross caricature


I used to watch Bob Ross as a kid. I had a crappy tv in my room with no cable so all I had was GPTV and The Joy of Painting was my favorite show. I loved how soothing and friendly his persona was as he flew through a single painting in 30 minutes. He was like a friend and a teacher on TV before twitch was ever a thing. Bob died of Lymphoma in the 90s. RIP Bob.

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Creepy Ice Cream Truck Guy

creepy ice cream truck guy

creepy ice cream truck guy


The ice cream truck was a big deal when I was a kid. I remember hearing it around dusk during summer vacation with its creepy happy classical music box tunes. I have euphoric memories of superstars and bomb pops with fireflies floating on warm summer breezes and frozen happy sun burnt faces as night approached in slow motion.

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Yes Man JR

yes man jr illustration

yes man jr illustration


This is a Yes Man Jr. He is one of the first bad guys encountered by Nes in EarthBound. EarthBound is an amazing action RPG and it is one of the first console games I can remember with great art that was made to fit the crude sprite limitations of early consoles. Because of this concerted effort to make sassy stylized hand drawn art – it hasn’t aged at all since it was released. Now modern games are swimming with this kind of art but at the time it stood out.

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Purple Monster Fish Cartoon

purple cartoon monster fish

purple cartoon monster fish


This is a purple monster fish with red spines and a yellow eye. He likes to swim around in the shallow blue waters of St Martin looking for starfish to eat. Be careful not to step on him – he is poisonous.

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Salvador Dali Illustration

salvador dali caricature

salvador dali caricature

This is Salvador Dali – a surrealist artist from Spain. He was a prodigy and genius who was heavily influenced by Duchamp and his DaDa movement. His brand of nonsense was called Surrealism and it was basically DaDa cloaked in dreamscapes and the symbolism of dreams and the subconscious. Like duchamp he was a highly skilled academic painter who spent his career parodying the art world and trying to destroy traditional art.

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Unicorn Whale Rainbow

Narwhal Cartoon

Narwhal Cartoon


This is a magical Unicorn Narwhal. They doot giant rainbow clouds through their blowhole. If you see one make a wish and it will come true.

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Asian Guy Giant Pompadour

Asian Guy Pompadour Meme

Asian Guy Pompadour Meme

This is an asian guy with a giant pompadour. He is also wearing a leather motorcycle jacket. He has an ironic greaser 50s look.

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Monsanto Monster Plant

Monster Plant Illustration

Monster Plant Illustration

Monstanto monster plants come in and takeover. They squeeze out native plants and send their roots deep into the soil and spread poison fiery pods of death. Beware. They have been known to eat your pets and all of your junk food if you leave them unsupervised.

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Frank Zappa Yellow Shark Illustration

frank-zappa-yellow-shark

frank-zappa-yellow-shark


Frank Zappa released Yellow Shark a few weeks before he died of cancer. It is a collection of orchestral music that he concentrated more on as he reached the end of his life. It was named after a Plexiglas fish that he got in 1988. I’m fascinated by how intelligent he was. He had the brain of a science professor in an industry famous for acid burnouts. You should watch his interviews on Youtube.

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Cat Burger

Kitty Cat Burger

Kitty Cat Burger


This is kitty cat burger. She is a yummy sentient sandwich invented in a lab at Procter and Gamble.

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