Purple Fuzz Ball

purple fuzzball cyclops

purple fuzzball cyclops


This is a fuzzball named Poof. He likes to be petted and his favorite game is Fortnite.

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Purple Cartoon Monster

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purple-monster

This is a purple cartoon monster named Chris. He is a tiny fella who lives in your ears and eats ear wax. He likes it best when its yellow and runny.

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Piggy Bank Cartoon

Piggy Bank Cartoon

Piggy Bank Cartoon

This is a piggy bank with a silly expression on his face. He has the smug expression of a piggy who has saved up a belly full of quarters.

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Penguin Drinking Beer

sierra nevada pale alie penguin cartoon

sierra nevada pale ale penguin cartoon

This is a tipsy penguin wearing a green sierra nevada t-shirt. He likes how beer makes him feel warm, fuzzy and relaxed. When he goes to sleep he has comfortable dreams of swimming in warm clear tropical waters with day glow fishes. When he swims he moves at high speed in large sweeping arcs – with the kind of grace he never has when he waddles around on land sober.

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Rainbow Fish Cartoon

Rainbow Fish Cartoon

Rainbow Fish Cartoon

Rainbow fish live in the brackish warm mud puddles of summer thunderstorms. They poke their eyes up out of the water to look around and bite the toes of unsuspecting kids who splash next to them with bare feet.

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Evergreen Tree Cartoon

Evergreen Tree Cartoon

Evergreen Tree Cartoon

This is a silly tree with sunglasses. He is a chad tree and he has a squirrel friend and a nice car. He is the envy of shrubs and other trees.

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Purple Slush Monster

purple drank monster

purple slush monster

This is a purple monster who lives in the Slushy you bought on a hot summer day as a kid. If you drink it too fast he will freeze your brain solid. He is squishy and sweet and grape flavored.

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Laptop Monster Virus

Virus Laptop Monster

Virus Laptop Monster

This is a nasty green monster destroying a laptop. He likes to chew on ram and break processors by digesting them. He bangs on keyboards till they break and he loosens screws and cracks screens. He lives to destroy stuff.

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Monster Drinking Coffee

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monster-drinking-coffee


This is James the orange monster drinking coffee to wake up. It makes his brain snap and crackle like oil in a frying pan. He likes to drink two giant cups and talk about the Drake equation with his monster friends.

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