Alphie the happy red fish jumps up out of the water to eat fireflies when he is happy. He likes to talk to himself before he jumps. He says stuff like “you can do it Alphie” and “Rome wasn’t built in a day Alphie”. It helps him feel better.
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Leo is a wise old blue owl who has an addiction to technology. His favorite curmudgeon is John C. Dvorak. I listen to Twit.tv everyday to keep up on technology news.
This editorial illustration is based on an image by George Melies from his movie a Trip to the Moon. BTW the movie “Hugo” is excellent. It is about Melies’ life and directed by Martin Scorcese.
You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.
Six eyed blue monster with a snazzy new orange helium frog balloon from the county fair. His name is gus and he loves cotton candy. He knows it rots his teeth and he doesn’t care.
This is the famous frog from the LADEE NASA rocket launch. I am certain he was attempting to hitch a ride to space when he photobombed one of NASA’s remote cameras.
Bacon dancing and schmoozing the ladies at the club. He likes to dance to 80s new wave because he is fashionably out of style.
A tinfoil hat is a person who believes the CIA is beaming microwaves at their head to control their thoughts. They think tinfoil will protect their brain from being hacked. They are absolutely crazy and it amuses me to no end. I love to watch people on youtube rant about being targeted and the extent they go to silence the voices in their head.
This is a red monster with a life jacket. He is a happy chap who cant swim. Without his life jacket he feels naked. He wears it whenever he goes outside. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.