This is a bat with schizophrenia. He has too many heads and they often talk to each other as he goes about his daily tasks. They make an incredible racket of screeches and clicking sounds and it will drive you crazy.
This is a fish mascot for Spamfish. He is a streamer on Twitch who plays games casually. He is a good talker and likes to talk about mobster movies and pop culture.
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.
This is a cartoon caricature of Bob Ross. He is the grandfather of Twitch. If you ever have anxiety just listen to his voice, it is better than Benzos.
The first monster I remember is Cookie Monster. Every kid has cookie monster in there lurking beneath the surface – waiting to spring forth and gobble your cookies. They live on and for cookies. They eat them until they get a tummy ache.
This is a redesign and an artistic redirection of Lebron’s basketball sneaker. This shoe has a full length airbag with fiber optics inside. It also has autolacing. You can see the autolacing mechanism through the transparent mesh upper. These sneakers are designed to be light and comfortable and a postmodern deconstruction of the modern basketball shoe. I don’t like the Tupperware looking pods on his current shoes. These are better in every way. Give me a job Nike you mentally inhibited rapscallions.
This is a caricature of UGA head football coach Kirby Smart. He is a Georgia alum who has had a stellar career as a defensive coach and made his name under Nick Saban at Alabama,. He keeps the Dawgs in the hunt for a national title every season.
This is a caricature of Alex Jones. He is an entertaining talker who believes we are being controlled by extra-dimensional beings. I don’t vouch for what he believes but I enjoy listening to him talk.
This is a goofy and cheesy pepperoni covered pizza slice that is affiliated with the illuminati. He sometimes feels the existential angst of modern life peering blankly over his doughy shoulder and he mirrors the look on his face.
This is the final form of Gozer from Ghostbusters. He is a sweet giant puffy guy with a sailor suit and a nice smile. He is Ray’s fault.