This is a bat with schizophrenia. He has too many heads and they often talk to each other as he goes about his daily tasks. They make an incredible racket of screeches and clicking sounds and it will drive you crazy.
This is a fish mascot for Spamfish. He is a streamer on Twitch who plays games casually. He is a good talker and likes to talk about mobster movies and pop culture.
This is a caricature of Ari Shaffir. He is a comedian who got famous as a friend of Joe Rogan. He deserves alot of credit for the success of Rogan’s podcast — he Bryan Callen and Duncan Trussell pretty much built it from the ground up by being funny and interesting. He quit his own comedy central show to travel around Asia getting high.
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.
Tarantino is a great writer and director. He makes movies for movie fetishists. He is obsessed with violence, dialogue and feet and women and the movies of the 60s and 70s. Pulp Fiction is one of the top 5 best movies ever. The scene where Bruce Willis is escaping from the clutches of two bad guys from under a pawn shop is amazing. It is like some sort of macabre postmodern game show as he decides what pawned weapon to choose to free his enemy from the clutches of even worse people. It is creative and disturbing and funny in a way few movies are. This is a surrealistic illustration of Quentin’s Guanciale chin bacon. He gets his artistic power from his chin.
This is a cartoon caricature of Bob Ross. He is the grandfather of Twitch. If you ever have anxiety just listen to his voice, it is better than Benzos.
This is a disembodied eyeball skater with a cap and sneakers. He fell out of tony hawks head and he shreds in empty mall parking lots around the south east. He is dirty and he licks everything and leaves germs everywhere.
The first monster I remember is Cookie Monster. Every kid has cookie monster in there lurking beneath the surface – waiting to spring forth and gobble your cookies. They live on and for cookies. They eat them until they get a tummy ache.
I love doge. He is so cheeky dancy and silly. He is a lovable nod to lol cats from a while back. He is pretty long in the tooth as far as memes go but still funny. I did this a while back and decided to repost it. Doge Monster illustration. Doge with two heads.
This is a purple cartoon monster named Chris. He is a tiny fella who lives in your ears and eats ear wax. He likes it best when its yellow and runny.
These are Louis Vuitton Shoes that take inspiration from Crocs — the harbinger of exquisite taste. You plug them in when you aren’t wearing them and in return they blink and flash to show your command of high fashion and uncompromising demand for comfort. This is a dad shoe mixed with a croc. Get on my level Virgil Abloh.
This is a meme illustration of a stereotypical mexican man with a sombrero.
This is the Little Prince. He lives alone on a tiny asteroid called B‑612. The B‑612 Foundation is an organization that was created to help us deflect hazardous asteroids from hitting earth.