This is a mensa monster with a 200 IQ. He is so smart that he could power a small town with the electricity in his brain.
This is an iridescent fish with giant red eyes eating a swimmer. They live in coral reefs and eat unsuspecting snorkelers and surfers. Nom.
This is a giant 80s Easter Island Head with a high top fade haircut. I remember seeing images like this in illustration annuals from the 80s.
Happy yellow monster with a nose ring, fuzzy blue hair, green striped horns and big blue eyes. He is thinking about rolling around on the floor and biting his toenails.
This is a happy red baby puffer fish. When he is scared he puffs himself up into a ball and puts out his spikes to scare off potential predators. He wants to make it perfectly clear that if they try to eat him he will probably get stuck in their throat like a sandspur.
This is a zombie punk listening to Fugazi on his boombox. He wears skinny jeans and red dr martens and passes gas on the bus to show his disdain for capitalism.
This is a tiny short blue rave crab monster with rainbow horns and sneakers. He is composing robotic symphonies in his head and tapping them out with his pincers. Snibity Snab.
This is a surreal macabre 70s style horror movie poster concept for a concert tshirt. It is an eyeball in an ice cream cone emblazoned with Billie’s logo.
This is a red bald green lipped Japanese demon with yellow teeth. He is the spirit that makes you have terrible dreams when you are trying to get off of Lexapro.
This is Jony Ive as an apple pencil. I really love my iPad Pro and Apple Pencil. It has completely recharged my creative drive. It is so much better than any other art device I have had and it costs way less than the best Cintiqs. I have waited about 20 years for a device like this – wasting money on massive heavy screen tablets that never panned out. Making art is never about being chained to a desk – it is always about taking it with you and being comfortable and inspired by the world. I also love Procreate – it curates all the tools that you need to draw and paint , makes them work like their natural media counterparts and makes them easy to find and use. Things like liquify, smudge and distort are irreplaceable and they work perfectly – far better than they do in photoshop. You also never need a keyboard for shortcut keys – they are the bane of digital art and they are required when you use cluttered and out of date apps like photoshop. And the new pencil has the perfect feel and the right amount of pressure sensitivity – it makes drawing feel like natural media. Also the screen is so much better than anything wacom makes – being able to see what you do accurately is the most important part of making art. Apple took all of the knowledge that they gleaned from making iphones for a decade and created the perfect drawing and painting tool.
Gaga’s eyelashes have become a nest for some bright green glow bugs. They doot lights out of their butt to communicate with the benevolent aliens observing humanity from parallel dimensions.
This is Snoo from Reddit looking more realistic. He is a snoid. You should check the work of r crumb to learn what that light is for.