Green Baby Monster With Diapers

green baby monster learning to walk

green baby monster with diapers


When baby monsters are learning to walk – they always feel unsteady. They wobble back and forth warily as they try to imitate how their parents walk effortlessly.

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Ninja Cartoon

Revenge of The Ninja *0s Movie

Revenge of The Ninja 80s Movie Clipart

I loved ninjas as a kid. I convinced all of my friends that the woods behind our house was full of ninjas. I saw the movie “Revenge of the Ninja ” when I was like 6 and it  warped my brain. I was convinced I was a ninja and that I had magic ninja powers. Best video ever.

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Poo Emoji Illustration

best poo emoji in the world

best poo emoji in the world


I have hereby created the best poo emoji in the world. She is friendly and personable and a little folksy. This is a poo destined for great things.

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Aquaman Cartoon

aquaman_cartoon

aquaman_cartoon

This is aquaman looking confident and schmarmy. “Everybody’s like, ”Hillary’s a hero.”No, she ain’t. Aquaman’s a hero. He can talk to the fishes. What  can Hillary do?”

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Scottish Fold Kitty Illustration

Scottish Fold Kitty

Scottish Fold Kitty Illustration

Scottish fold kitties are so cute. I love their tiny ears – it makes them look extra young and kawaii. This is a gray kitty with gray/blue eyes

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Pink Monster With Polka Dots

This is a silly artist monster.  His name is Dylan and he likes to paint dots on himself when he is bored. He is an artistic monster and he is great at drawing and painting. He likes to create monsters to show his friends.

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Monster in a Tree at Night

Monster in a Tree at Night

Monster in a Tree at Night

This is monster Jack at the top of a tree making monster growl noises. Monsters love growling in the dead of night. They do it on windy nights with swirling oceans of stars spiraling over their head.

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Microbe Monster Cartoon

Purple Microbe Monster Cartoon

Microbe Monster Cartoon

I am fascinated and scared by microbes and germs. It is amazing that we live in a biome that can sicken and kill us with little or no warning. We live in a world swarming with tiny semi-living creatures that exist to maim or harm us. This is an exaggerated caricature of a swine flu virus with multiple green eyes.

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Troll Laptop Cartoon

Troll Laptop Cartoon

Troll Laptop Cartoon

This is a troll with a giant green smiley head entertaining himself by trolling random people in chat rooms and on image boards. His life in uneventful so he is forced to do what he can to stay engaged with reality. He is afraid that other people might not exist and by testing their emotional response through the filter of the internet he can prove to himself that he is not alone in an empty universe.

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David Icke Illustration

david icke caricature

david icke caricature

I like David Icke. I don’t believe in any of the nonsense he preaches. I don’t think reptoids rule the earth – but I love the fact that this guy has built an empire based on an alternative reality of conspiracies and nonsense that he invented with his imagination. And it is compelling enough to get millions to follow and believe him. It is amazing how reality can be warped by personalities who are entertaining and good at talking in front of a crowd. He is a reality sculptor and the medium he has mastered is the mind of normal people.

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