Campy plastic purple owl clock. I imagine his eyes and tail moving back and forth to keep time. And the blue sunburst light in the background spinning.
Bedbugs live under your mattress. They wait for you to go to sleep at night and then they raid your fridge for left over baked chicken and nat-light and then they play COD on your xbox360 until morning.
One of my favorite movies from the 80s is a musical called “Little Shop of Horrors”. The music was done by “ashman and menken” the team who scored all of the 90s new golden era animations for disney. I always found it kind of disturbing that the plant had such an expressive voice and no eyes. I totally miss summer days as a kid sneaking to watch HBO when my parents were away. Hard to believe what passed for racy back then.
When unicorns indulge in too many sweets they often vomit up copious amounts of partially digested rainbow colored sugary confections.
Nerd robot DJ with pioneer mixer making sick beats and producing edgy electronic music.
When I was a kid I was obsessed with nuclear war. I remember books from the 60s in my primary school library about the mechanics of global thermonuclear war. It talked about RADs, REMs and how hydrogen icbms had multiple warheads so that the bad guys couldn’t shoot them down with anti-ballistic missiles. The book was so cold, emotionless and harsh. It mirrored the scientific minimalism of the 60s. I’m certain it was written for adults during a time when nuclear war was all too real. But I think it bent my brain. It frightens me that many smart people think humanity is still in a position where it might destroy itself with nuclear weapons. Bomb icon with a transparent background.
Human induced global warming is very much like the anecdote about the boiling frog. If you want to boil a live frog — you have to slowly increase the water temperature so that the frog cannot perceive the change or it will jump out of the pot before it is cooked.
Blue Surgeonfish art for the portfolio. This is a tropical fish named after the scalpel sharp spines on either side of its tail. It is classified as Acanthuridae — or thorn tail. Dorie from Finding Nemo is in this family of fish.
The Angler fish has an illuminated lure attached to a filament on its head that it waves back and forth to attract other fish to prey on. It is a scary looking small round fish with transparent skin, a large mouth, many sharp teeth and bio luminescent nodes on its body.
Nothing is more life affirming than the charge you get from jumping out of a plane with a parachute. Skydiver falling clipart. Skydiving art.