I love birds so much. It is cool how they were sculpted by evolution to ride the wind like some sort of scifi machine. It also made them beautiful – with graceful shapes that reflect their purpose. Male songbirds have the most bright and beautiful coloration – chosen by female birds – for no other purpose than beauty. It is crushing that people have built giant skyscrapers that that kill millions of songbirds a year – as they fly into them blindly. I hope we can figure out a way to save them.
I love Rick and Morty. It is sometimes amazing and other times meh but the best episodes are incredible. I wish I had a genius alcoholic time jumping Grandpa with a 200 IQ. ;_; It is cool to see what smart and creative people come up with when they are getting paid to have fun. This is Rick vomiting up the fabric of the cosmos after eating too much Szechuan Dipping Sauce. God I love chicken mcnuggers.
This is a depressed green fish with yellow teeth and wrinkles. He hates the world and the fish in it. He knows cigarettes are killing him but he continues to smoke because it makes him look cool at work. Sometimes when he is especially gloomy he sits at the bottom of the pond under a black vortex.
This is Jack Antonoff. He is a music nerd and producer from New Jersy. He has helped people like Taylor Swift , Lorde and Grimes make great records. He reminds me of a mix of Paul Simon and Where is Waldo with a dollop of solipsism. Paul Simon is god btw. Jack is on a mission to make Pop Music highart.
This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a Walmart greeter. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is a blue barrel eye fish. The are incredibly cool real fish that have a transparent head and false eyes on the outside and real barrel shaped eyes inside their head. They actually look through their forehead and resemble some sort of alien robot submarine.
This is beastie the BSD mascot. He was designed by John Lasseter of Pixar. He is called Beastie because it sounds like BSD. He also has a pitchfork as a play on an application fork. I gave him a beanie and a backpack because he is a nerd.
This is a tiny male House Sparrow. I see this guy outside of my coffee haunt. He is so tiny and brave. I think he knows me because he sits on the back of a chair next to me looking with his head cocked to the side waiting for me to throw some bread at him.
This is a fat green monster with a Macbook Air that he leased and didn’t give back. His name is James, he has a nose ring and he loves all things Mac. He is a Mac zealot and a computer nerd. He appreciates how light and thin it is and the keen way apples are designed and put together.
Louis CK looking fat, insecure and creepy. What is it about men who become rich and famous turning into sexual predators. I remember hearing these rumors about him on the rogan podcast a long time ago. How could someone as smart as this guy be so stupid?