Scottish fold kitties are so cute. I love their tiny ears – it makes them look extra young and kawaii. This is a gray kitty with gray/blue eyes
This is a silly artist monster. His name is Dylan and he likes to paint dots on himself when he is bored. He is an artistic monster and he is great at drawing and painting. He likes to create monsters to show his friends.
This is monster Jack at the top of a tree making monster growl noises. Monsters love growling in the dead of night. They do it on windy nights with swirling oceans of stars spiraling over their head.
I am fascinated and scared by microbes and germs. It is amazing that we live in a biome that can sicken and kill us with little or no warning. We live in a world swarming with tiny semi-living creatures that exist to maim or harm us. This is an exaggerated caricature of a swine flu virus with multiple green eyes.
This is a troll with a giant green smiley head entertaining himself by trolling random people in chat rooms and on image boards. His life in uneventful so he is forced to do what he can to stay engaged with reality. He is afraid that other people might not exist and by testing their emotional response through the filter of the internet he can prove to himself that he is not alone in an empty universe.
I like David Icke. I don’t believe in any of the nonsense he preaches. I don’t think reptoids rule the earth – but I love the fact that this guy has built an empire based on an alternative reality of conspiracies and nonsense that he invented with his imagination. And it is compelling enough to get millions to follow and believe him. It is amazing how reality can be warped by personalities who are entertaining and good at talking in front of a crowd. He is a reality sculptor and the medium he has mastered is the mind of normal people.
This is a fuzzball named Poof. He likes to be petted and his favorite game is Fortnite.
This is a purple cartoon monster named Chris. He is a tiny fella who lives in your ears and eats ear wax. He likes it best when its yellow and runny.
This is a piggy bank with a silly expression on his face. He has the smug expression of a piggy who has saved up a belly full of quarters.
This is a tipsy penguin wearing a green sierra nevada t-shirt. He likes how beer makes him feel warm, fuzzy and relaxed. When he goes to sleep he has comfortable dreams of swimming in warm clear tropical waters with day glow fishes. When he swims he moves at high speed in large sweeping arcs – with the kind of grace he never has when he waddles around on land sober.