This is a fish mascot for Spamfish. He is a streamer on Twitch who plays games casually. He is a good talker and likes to talk about mobster movies and pop culture.
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Ari Shaffir
This is a caricature of Ari Shaffir. He is a comedian who got famous as a friend of Joe Rogan. He deserves alot of credit for the success of Rogan’s podcast — he Bryan Callen and Duncan Trussell pretty much built it from the ground up by being funny and interesting. He quit his own comedy central show to travel around Asia getting high.
Kirby Smart Cartoon
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.
Quentin Tarantino Cartoon
Tarantino is a great writer and director. He makes movies for movie fetishists. He is obsessed with violence, dialogue and feet and women and the movies of the 60s and 70s. Pulp Fiction is one of the top 5 best movies ever. The scene where Bruce Willis is escaping from the clutches of two bad guys from under a pawn shop is amazing. It is like some sort of macabre postmodern game show as he decides what pawned weapon to choose to free his enemy from the clutches of even worse people. It is creative and disturbing and funny in a way few movies are. This is a surrealistic illustration of Quentin’s Guanciale chin bacon. He gets his artistic power from his chin.
Bob Ross
This is a cartoon caricature of Bob Ross. He is the grandfather of Twitch. If you ever have anxiety just listen to his voice, it is better than Benzos.
Eyeball Skater
This is a disembodied eyeball skater with a cap and sneakers. He fell out of tony hawks head and he shreds in empty mall parking lots around the south east. He is dirty and he licks everything and leaves germs everywhere.
Young Cookie Monster
The first monster I remember is Cookie Monster. Every kid has cookie monster in there lurking beneath the surface – waiting to spring forth and gobble your cookies. They live on and for cookies. They eat them until they get a tummy ache.
Doge With Two Heads
I love doge. He is so cheeky dancy and silly. He is a lovable nod to lol cats from a while back. He is pretty long in the tooth as far as memes go but still funny. I did this a while back and decided to repost it. Doge Monster illustration. Doge with two heads.
Purple Cartoon Monster
This is a purple cartoon monster named Chris. He is a tiny fella who lives in your ears and eats ear wax. He likes it best when its yellow and runny.
Mexican Meme Illustration
This is a meme illustration of a stereotypical mexican man with a sombrero.
Little Prince B612 Foundation
This is the Little Prince. He lives alone on a tiny asteroid called B‑612. The B‑612 Foundation is an organization that was created to help us deflect hazardous asteroids from hitting earth.
Sid Vicious Caricature
This is a cartoon portrait of Sid Vicious. He was the bass player for the Sex Pistols. He died in 1979 of a drug overdose.
Goat Head Cute
Hail Satan. Awww. He is so cute with his evil horizontal slit pupils. Satan wants you to boop his nose.
Jacques Derrida Cartoon
Jacques Derrida is one of the most well known twentieth century philosophers. He invented a form of analysis called Deconstruction. Although not purely negative, deconstruction is primarily concerned with something like a critique of – aka a caustic assault on – the Western philosophical tradition and the torching of Western culture as a whole. Deconstruction is the empirical verisimilitude of elongated memes that have bent under the weight of world culture. Finding meaning in the wage slavery of profundity is synonymous with yellow cat of happiness and scared purple dog of anxiety. His assaults on Western culture were driven and informed by his experience of anti semitism in French Algeria as a boy.
Hairy Dog Illustration
This is a collection of illustrations that I did for UGA athletics over about a three year period. I did Uga twice, Hairy Dawg and Kirby Smart. I spent the prime years of my working life trying to become a professional illustrator. It is the platonic perfect form of putting all of your eggs in one basket. It made me ignore working on a career that would pay my bills and made me impoverished for a decade. One thing positive it did is teach me to focus like a surgeon and work very hard to try and scratch out a living. So over the past two months I have been making a graphic design portfolio to try and get an actual 9 to 5 job. If you are wondering what the gaping hole in the middle of my career is — it is a failed illustration career.
Kirby Smart Caricature
This is a caricature of UGA head football coach Kirby Smart. He is a Georgia alum who has had a stellar career as a defensive coach and made his name under Nick Saban at Alabama,. He keeps the Dawgs in the hunt for a national title every season.
Post Malone Monster With Headphones
This is a happy blue Post Malone monster with Crocs, headphones, tentacle arms and one eyeball. He clicks his gold teeth to the rhythm of the music he is listening to and it makes his dentist mad. His one eye represents the influence of the Illuminati. I like when people who are hated by the gatekeepers comeback with the best work of their career and shame all their haters.
Purple Monster Cartoon
I did this friendly purple cartoon monster for a design firm in Minnesota. Garrison Kiellor told me to insert a Lutheran joke here. Purple monster with green hands and feet, green hair and a red nose.
Uga Mascot Bulldog Cartoon
Uga is the lovable slobbery and rowdy mascot bulldog for the University of Georgia. He has his own Air Conditioned doghouse on wheels. This is a cartoon illustration of Uga with his trademark red sweater. Uga is a white English bulldog.
Paul McCartney Cartoon
Paul McCartney gets no love from the music press. They seem to ignore that he wrote some of the most influential songs in rock history and that he is the Beatle who was the driving creative force behind their most important album – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. BTW this illustration is poking fun at people who honestly believe that Paul was replaced with a doppleganger android robot many years ago.
Miyazaki Caricature
I love the movies of Hayao Miyazaki. I remember watching Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind on HBO when I was really young and being fascinated by its post apocalyptic strangeness but it was the butchered version and too complicated for my kid brain. I then saw Totoro when I was older and loved it. I then saw Pricess Mononoki and I was a certified Miyazaki fan. Since — I have seen all of his movies multiple times. They are so personal and creative and are among my favorite movies ever. They play like soft sunlight dappled memories of being a kid. My favorites are Porco Rosso, Kiki’s Delivery Service and Totoro.