I love Elvis. When he was young he was the coolest performer in pop music history. He was good looking, talented and charismatic. This is Elvis when he wasn’t cool – after he turned into a fat blue monster. He has on a white jumpsuit with bell bottoms and gold sequins and platform shoes with fish tanks in the soles. Fat monster elvis is sweaty, corny and gross.
This is a brown rooster with four legs. He was grown in a lab at KFC so that The Colonel can harvest more drumsticks per chicken. I used to have a stuffed chicken that I carried around with me as a kid. His name was Bok Bok.
I like Ed Sheeran. He is a throwback to when singer songwriters with merit dominated the pop charts. I thought his verse on Endgame was better than Future’s. Both of his albums are great and loaded with classic songs. It is pretty sad how music critics at Pitchfork crap on him. Makes me think there must be some sort of across the pond critic war happening where eggheads take shots at the biggest acts from rival countries. Also booo Clemson. If they make it to the big game – the Dawgs are gonna dominate just like they did in the days of Herschel Skywalker. Herschel is such a patrician name.
I hate politics but I love Hippies and their crazy culture. I spent most of the 90s listening to hippie music and reading books about the 70s. One of my favorite performers is Neil Young. He is an incredible song writer with an amazing body of work. He works with an electric guitar like an abstract expressionist works with with a paint brush – he uses it to splatter and drip textured layers of his soul into the air. He laid the ground work for what was happening in rock music in the 90s and is still cranking out amazing music today. Edit: Fixed his nose.
I have been living in and around Macon Georgia for a few years. This is fan art for a great Southern Rock band from Macon. I remember hearing songs like Melissa and Statesboro Blues as a kid and I never knew that they were considered some of the best songs in rock history or that I lived 20 miles from the Statesboro they were singing about. Southern rock permeates the radio in the South and it is background noise for much of what I do. Eat a Peach is one of the all time great rock albums. It took jamming to astronomic heights. I am proud that these guys came from Georgia. I added a moon man to their patented psychedelic motifs. He represents a psychedelic explorer in a Technicolor Psilocybin dream world. The shrooms are sentient creatures that giggle and make fart noises with their mouths and the trees dance back and forth to the electric guitars. And the sun is a giant fuzzy glowy peach that burns your retinas if you look at it for too long.
I love kitties. Part of their charm is that they love you but they are never all-in. They sit with their back to you. They wont let you pet them unless they are in the mood. If you pet them too much they may bite you. They throw up on your floor from time to time and they poop like there is no tomorrow so you spend a good deal of your time scooping poop. This cat’s name is Sandy. She ate some crayons and now she is vomiting a spectrum of wax.
This is a green fish with teeth being fed kitties instead of fish food. His name is Charles the Green. Green means he isn’t experienced. He isn’t quite sure if kitties are real or part of a simulated reality being pulled over his eyes by a mischievous deity. He is pondering the caloric content of sweet fish food kitties and wondering if he should wait for his lexapro withdrawal to finish up before having dinner.
Adam and Eve, according to the creation myth of the Abrahamic religions, were the first man and woman. They are central to the belief that humanity is in essence a single family, with everyone descended from a single pair of original ancestors. It also provides the basis for the doctrines of the fall of man and original sin that are important beliefs in Christianity, although not held in Judaism or Islam.
I love Biblical imagery. It is so surrealistic and creepy. The bible is beautiful and its stories are like regions in our brain installed by Western culture to guide us through the world. But many parts of it are little more than trolling. It is a collection of memes from the 6th Century BCE used to torment and prod. Teehee girls are responsible for original sin. God made them spontaneously bleed as punishment. Umad? Yeah umad.
Monsters come out of their closet at night. But they only show up when you are scared and your back is turned to them. The tall transparent monster is named Andy. He likes to shine a flashlight through his head at night. It tints the room purple and blue like his soul. When you are in your bed in the dark – sometimes you can catch a glimpse of these guys while your eyes adjust.
This is Wilber the Gimp mascot. He is an imaginary animal called a Gimp. He is a friendly hybrid animal who represents the opensource photo manipulation and painting application called Gimp. It is free and awesome. It is every bit as complexed and cool as Photoshop and is basically a toy for making cool pixely stuff for print and the web. You should download it today and start having fun. This is Wilber as a 90s art student with a Nirvana shirt a pallet and two paint brushes. He listens to grunge on his boombox as he paints pictures of dragons and naked girls for his painting 101 class.