Toucans sometimes lose their beak. If they bang it too hard it will fall off their head. You can find lost toucan beaks allover the rainforest floor. This is a surrealistic painting of a toucan sans-beak with a stern human face.
This is a sentient self carving jack-o-lantern created by Monsanto. He has a flaming personality disorder that causes him to make silly faces at trick-or-treaters as they pass him by. He clatters his teeth and makes fart sounds with his mouth as he is cutting his face with a large filet knife. Knife not included.
Frank has been shown the error of his ways. He is a sensitive fella. He is called Frankenstein but his real name is Frank – AKA the monster. People confuse him for the guy who made him. He likes reading the Onion. Onions have layers.
This is Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall with graffiti and skinny jeans. He is an egg with a fragile shell and he fell off the wall. But they put him back together after printing him a pristine new shell with a 3-D Printer.
This is a little kid dressed up for halloween. He has a giant head and he loves halloween because it lets him cover it up with a mask. He is wearing a white wizard robe and a Kanye 2020 button.
This is a retro black cat with angry eyes. He is sitting in front of a sunburst background and sticking out his tongue. He has 13 piercings. He got them to show other cats how tough he is.
This is a nerd with red hair, freckles, thick glasses and buck teeth. He spends most of his time reading and picking his nose. He also likes playing fortnight and listening to polka music.
Damien Hirst is an interesting fella. He is an English artist who became ultra rich and famous in the 90s when he was very young – with his formaldehyde animals. He is from the school of Marcel Duchamp – a controversial French artist who spent his entire life questioning the nature of art and convincing the western world that art is for the mind and not the eyeball. Hirst has capitalized on the questions raised by Duchamp and rode a wave of marketing success into 2008 with his show “Beautiful Inside My Head Forever” – where he raised hundreds of millions of dollars. Lately his work has been depreciating from the highs of 2008.
This is a green monster standing hunched over with flipflops. He has blue skin and slick green hair.
This is a scared blue monster with whiskers. He worries about the weather and the future in general.