Morrissey is an Irish singer/songwriter who became famous in the 80s with his New Wave band The Smiths.
There is no word good enough to describe the relief you get from using this stylus. After 20 some odd years of drawing on a slippery hunk of plastic while you look at your screen – away from your hand – like a momo – using this to draw on your screen is the best feeling in the world. The amount of resistance as you make a mark, the way it feels in your hand – without a big rubber grip that gets stretched over time – the way you finally get to see your mark and your hand as you make it – it all just feels right. There is also a massive relief you get when you throw away your giant intuos medium that hogs your bag with its massive usb cable that tangles around everything. Finally you get to carry just your laptop and your power cable and nothing else. Granted this is probably really about how much I underrated my yoga 14 because of the lame stylus that came with it and the driver conflicts with my old tablet. I mean I am now aware of how amazing the screen that came in my yoga 14 is. You can look at it form any angle and the contrast and color is perfect. The resolution is high for a 14 inch screen too. Screens have gotten much better since 2010 when I bought my last lcd. Even my $2500 cintiq had crap viewing angles and terrible color because it had a crap tft screen. Plus that thing was too big and heavy and hot. It feels so good to have an art device that is perfect. I have waited for this for along time. And I had this thing for a year before I realized it.
Baristas hate me and I don’t blame them. My anxiety causes me to act weird when doing something simple like ordering a coffee. Just talking to a stranger causes my stomach to knot-up and and makes it hard for me to breathe. I know baristas are nice and they do a tough job – but this is how I see them. Black barista with braces.
This is one of the first memes I remember. It is a green troll from the internet ether. I have no idea where it came from but I love his design. He has big yellow orc tusks and yellow horns that curl.
I love Magikarp. He represents hard work in the face of adversity. He is a useless pokemon who can only cast splash and flap around like a fish out of water in a battle. But if you stick with him you end up with a world beating chinese water dragon. This is the face I make when I can’t breathe.
This is UGa coach Kirby Smart. It is hard to believe that Kirby crafted the Dawgs into a machine that can stand up to the meanest team in college football and kick their ass after losing to them only two weeks ago. It certainly looks like Georgia made the right call when they hired this guy and Alabama might have lost the soul of their team.
This is a depressed green bass named chuck. He doesn’t know what to make of his situation. He finds himself trapped in vortexes at the bottom of the pond. He can see the moon above him. It is really close to the horizon. If he ever gets out of his predicament he is going to try and jump up out of the water to get a better look at it. He is certain its alive.
This is a happy green hayseed fish. He is country and laid back. He has yellow eyes because he drinks like a fish.
This is fat green monster with spiky hair with an iPhone in his hand.
The Nightmare Before Christmas is such a great movie. It is visually amazing and it has aged very gracefully. I love The Mayor with his two faces. One worried – one happy, and both neurotic. Really captures the fundamental nature of politicians.