Neckbeard Brony

neckbeard-brony

neckbeard-brony


I love neck­beards. They are neu­rot­ic and have autism, bad hygiene and pee in bot­tles but they are some of the best peo­ple on the inter­net. Neck­beard tech sup­port geeks love ponis and drunk­en chat rooms. They are forever alone and mis­er­able but loy­al, smart and good talk­ers behind a key­board.

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Operation Kkk

operation kkk  pink clansman

operation kkk pink clansman


Operation KKK is an Anonymous-led effort to shut down the Ku Klux Klan. They have released a list of names that they say represent members of the KKK. This guy spreads rainbow laser beams of love instead of hate.

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Swordfish Cartoon

happy blue swordfish

happy blue swordfish

Swordfish use their sharp nose to slash at their prey. Baby sb;ue word­fish look­ing cute and hap­py and fol­low­ing his creepy red fish bro. Sword­fish car­toon.
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Yellow Submarine Illustration

yellow-submarine-illustration

yellow submarine no background

I love the Beatles. I have been a fan for as long as I can remember. Their movie Yellow Submarine is great. It has a subversive 70s stream of consciousness hippy imagination running wild narrative. The art director was Heinz Edelmann. RIP Mr. Edelmann. I love all of his psychedelic critters and inventions. They are so simple and perfect. All you need is love. And the internet. And spotify.

I listen to them on spotify almost daily. I like their later work the most with its ruthless inventiveness and sarcastic bent. It is hard to believe that 4 kids from England made so much world changing music.

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Monopoly Man Poor

stock market crash 2018

monopoly-man-poor

Monopoly man has fallen on hard times. People aren’t buying board-games these days. It kind of reflects what has happened to western economies and their monopoly on getting rich. Monopoly Man Poor. Stock market crash 2018.

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Schrödinger’s Cat Cartoon

Schrödingers-cat

Schrödinger’s cat is dead and alive


A cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn’t know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat’s fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be “living and dead … in equal parts” until it is observed.

In other words, until the box was opened, the cat’s state is completely unknown and therefore, the cat is considered to be both alive and dead at the same time until it is observed.

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Hipster Uncle Sam Cartoon

hipster uncle sam cartoon

hipster uncle sam cartoon peace sign

I love Uncle Sam – he is such a cool mascot. I remember when I was a little kid asking my dad if he was a real person. And if he was my grandma’s brother Sam. This is Uncle sam making a peace sign.

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Smiling Peach

smiling-peach

smiling-peach

Happy Georgia peach with a smile for the portfolio. This guy was designed to celebrate the back woods  glory that is Peach County. Lazy summer days with homemade peach ice cream are quickly approaching. But not too quickly.

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Purple Three Headed Dinosaur

Three Headed Dinosaur

Three Headed Dinosaur Red Spikes

This is an imaginary 3 headed dinosaur. He is a giant happy fellow who eats plants and does battle with other dinosaurs to survive. He wields his spiky tail like a mace to hit bad guys who get too close to him.

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Sunflower Cartoon

Happy-Sunflower-and-Bee

Happy-Sunflower-and-Bee


Happy sunflower basking in the sun with her bee bro. I like when these happy critters spring up under the bird feeder. It happens because birds are messy eaters. I remember a friend of my father showing me a field of sunflowers when I was a little kid. Thinking back on it – I was looking at a yellow field full of beautiful sturdy thick stemmed solar panels busily producing clean energy. Happy Sunflower cartoon.

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