Global Warming

global warming slow boiling frog

global warming slow boiling frog

Human induced global warm­ing is very much like the anec­dote about the boil­ing frog. If you want to boil a live frog — you have to slowly increase the water tem­per­a­ture so that the frog can­not per­ceive the change or it will jump out of the pot before it is cooked.

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Surgeonfish Cartoon

Surgeonfish Cartoon

Surgeonfish Cartoon


Blue Sur­geon­fish art for the port­fo­lio. This is a trop­i­cal fish named after the scalpel sharp spines on either side of its tail. It is clas­si­fied as Acan­thuri­dae — or thorn tail. Dorie from Find­ing Nemo is in this fam­ily of fish.

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Angler Fish

angler fish cartoon

angler fish cartoon


The Angler fish has an illu­mi­nated lure attached to a fil­a­ment on its head that it waves back and forth to attract other fish to prey on. It is a scary look­ing small round fish with trans­par­ent skin, a large mouth, many sharp teeth and bio lumi­nes­cent nodes on its body.

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Skydiver Cartoon

sky diver cartoon illustration

sky diver cartoon illustration

Nothing is more life affirming than the charge you get from jumping out of a plane with a parachute. Skydiver falling clipart. Skydiving art. This is a picture of a skydiver falling.

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Doggy Poop Cartoon

doggy with poop on floor

dog pooping

This is happy doggy Zap.  He has a mischievous air about him.  He likes to prance around the back yard marking his territory with squirts and little packages. That’s right —  he left a package for you on the ol’ rug.

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Nerd Monster with Smart Phone

Nerd Monster with Smart Phone and Other Gadgets

Nerd Monster with Smart Phone

Eugene the happy but socially inept purple monster loves his new droid. His favorite new app is Skymap. He uses it to keep track of NEAs. He is wearing a nerd beanie, round nerd glasses, 4 arms to hold 4 gadgets.

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Cartoon Shark

Cartoon Shark Talking to Small Fish

Cartoon Shark Talking to Small Fish

Aquatic carnivores are so freaking cute and cuddly. This guy has just targeted a certain unsuspecting, disparaged, top heavy, tube top wearing pink herring.

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Jelly Monster Skateboard

Jelly Monster Skateboard

Jelly Monster Skateboard

Rad the half pipe shredding solipsistic jelly monster wants more than anything to skate his heart out but his board just passes right through him.

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Jaco Pastorius Caricature

jaco pastorius caricature

jaco pastorius caricature

Jaco Pastorius was a jazz bass player from Florida who changed the way people play the bass. He played a fret-less electric bass in the same lyrical way that Ornette Coleman played the clarinet. He would learn entire Beatles and Coltrane albums and play all the parts on bass. He played for Weather Report and Herbie Hancock and Joni Mitchell. He had bipolar disorder and it made it impossible for him to keep a job. Eventually he died homeless in Florida at only 35 after getting in a fight with a bouncer at a club. This video has Jaco talking about his music.

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Mexican Gunfighter

mexican gun fighter

mexican gun fighter


This is a silly mexican gunfighter based on yosemite sam. He is angry, short and has chapped lips and a giant nose. He curses in spanish and listens to ranchero music.

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