Zombie Rapper

zombie-rapper

cartoon zombie rapper

Zombie rappers walk slow but rap fast. They have a quick flow that is a little bit of Treach and a little bit of Eminem. They spit purple clouds of fly speckled fire. They rap stories about stalking slowly through shopping malls haunting the jewelry and couture stores. Their favorite designer is Alexander McQueen and their favorite beverage is purple drank. Zombie rapper. This guy has a spit rag and a hat that is embroidered with a Z. He is sporting a zombie kanye bear shirt and some green pants. He is also wearing chucks and some mean manscaping.

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Almighty Loaf Meme

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almighty loaf meme illustration

Almighty Loaf is one of my favorite memes. Some cheeky bloke married some footage from Donut Repair Club with a monologue from the 80s movie Legend. What they created is pretty spooky. Not too long ago my hard drive died and I am going back and recreating many of my older illustrations. Edit: made loaf bigger and gave him some pupils. Painted him again from scratch. The other one had problems that I tried to fix and then decided it would be easier to repaint the bread part.

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Cartoon Chicago Police Officer

chicago police officer cartoon

chicago-police-officer-cartoon

Cops get an unfair shake in the media. They do a job where they put their lives in danger every single day and they get nothing but grief from opinion makers. I have learned that if you are nice and respectful – a police officer is your best friend in the world. Be nice to cops kids. And do what they say. Never challenge a cop. If you have a disagreement – do it in court. Schools should do a better job of teaching kids to respect and obey cops. It would help reduce the number of people injured in encounters with cops. Chicago police officer cartoon.

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Creepy Red Fish Cartoon

creepy red fish cartoon

creepy red fish cartoon


Creepy red fish cartoon. Chuck the fish lives in the un-chlorinated and brackish water under grandmas pool cover. He likes to eat orange algae and tiny paddle bugs for dindin. It gives him mountains of icky energy to swim around in tight circles to impress and or creep out the beautiful lady fish.

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Starfish Wasting Syndrome

cartoon starfish with wasting syndrome

cartoon starfish with wasting syndrome


Starfish wasting syndrome is a mysterious disease that is killing up to 90 percent of starfish from Alaska to California. It causes their limbs to break off and not grow back. Very little is understood about what causes it or how it spreads.

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Monster Handling Nuclear Waste

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monster-handling-nuclear-waste

Monsters are paid to handle radioactive waste because if it mutates their DNA nobody will notice. This is a purple cyclops having a panic attack as he carries a radioactive fuel rod of plutonium to a nuclear propulsion system for government scientists at NASAs JPL. Every lab assistant at JPL is a spooky mutated cyclops monster. When not toiling away they are chained to their bosses desk and fed scraps of raw meat.

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Homeless Guy Panhandling at Starbucks

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homeless guy with dog at starbucks


I love to get a giant cup of pike and sit at Starbucks early in the morning and surf the web. The swirly and sparkly chemical charge that coffee gives your brain is one of life’s pleasures. Starbucks is kind of odd though. It seems to be a magnet for crazy people and the homeless. They like to sit outside and panhandle while they use the free wifi and the restroom. Most of them look happy but like they haven’t had a bath or a good night’s sleep in months. In the desert – the sun and heat really seem to take their toll on people. You can see its caustic effects on wrinkled and leathery skin. You would think the richest country in the world could figure out what to do for these people – especially when you consider how much aid we send to other countries. Since the federal government has dropped the ball a wealthy company like Starbucks should pick up the slack. They are in a unique position to make a difference. I am almost certain in the future this kind of catastrophic poverty will be gone as people become less tolerant of any kind of human suffering. I don’t know if I envy or feel sorry for the homeless – I have been there BTW.

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Gimp Mascot Illustration

gimp logo realistic

gimp logo realistic


Gimp is an open source photo manipulation and painting application that functions much like photoshop. It is amazing how many incredibly smart people dedicate years of their life to projects like this. It represents how the world should work. Everyone should support cool projects like gimp. Their mascot is called Wilber. This is a semi realistic treatment of Wilber painted in Gimp.

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Reggie Watts Caricature

reggie watts afro critters cartoon

reggie watts afro critters cartoon

Reggie Watts is a creative and funny dude. I have been a fan since finding FSS on the internet a long time ago. It is amazing what he does with nothing but his voice and loop machines. He is a one man production studio with a 10/10 singing voice and a 10/10 creative mind. Youtube was tailor made to propel people with strange and unusual talents into the public eye. His take on Radiohead is freaking amazing. <3 This is an illustration of Reggie with cute and friendly forest critters living in his giant fro and beard. BTW I love radiohead they are the best band in the world. This is a cartoon illustration of Reggie Watts with a giant beard and afro.

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