You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.
This is the famous frog from the LADEE NASA rocket launch. I am certain he was attempting to hitch a ride to space when he photobombed one of NASA’s remote cameras.
Bacon dancing and schmoozing the ladies at the club. He likes to dance to 80s new wave because he is fashionably out of style.
A tinfoil hat is a person who believes the CIA is beaming microwaves at their head to control their thoughts. They think tinfoil will protect their brain from being hacked. They are absolutely crazy and it amuses me to no end. I love to watch people on youtube rant about being targeted and the extent they go to silence the voices in their head.
This is a red monster with a life jacket. He is a happy chap who cant swim. Without his life jacket he feels naked. He wears it whenever he goes outside. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.
It is depressing how quickly expensive computer hardware gets antiquated. I love beige box macs. The are the computer that introduced me to digital art. They were so polished and refined and sturdy though they are totally useless today. This is an old mac on his last legs. He had a good life but he knows his days are numbered.
This is an illustration of Santa Claus. He is jolly to an extent that approaches being manic. He spends his life making toys for little kids. He eats too many cookies and his waistline shows it.
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.
Baby titmouse perched on a wire. Tiny kawaii baby birds are my favorites. We get these little gray tufted titmice on our backyard feeders. To think — I used to shoot these cute little critters with my bb gun as a kid. The horror. Illustrator and photoshop.