Blob Fish Cartoon

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blob-fish-cartoon

This is a digital painting of a blob fish. He is famed for his ugliness. He knows he is ugly and he is okay with that but he still lives in a shell of gloominess. He is upset by how others react to his appearance. He sees his ugliness in their expressions like a mirror. Blob fish are so ugly that little kids cry when they see him in line at the store. They run away in terror and cling to and behind their parents leg as if they are seeking a safe haven from a gnarly monster but he is actually sweet and kind hearted.

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Eugenia Cooney Cartoon

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Eugenia-Cooney-Bratz-Doll

I like Eugenia Cooney. She is smart and pretty. I like the way she slyly rode a viral video of her poking fun at twerking to internet stardom. I also like the way she dresses. She is like a 60s rockstar without the grizzled angst and anomie. You should watch her stream on YouNow – she is good at it.

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Cat Pizzaing Meme

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cat-pizzaing-meme

In the spirit of cat breading is cat pizzaing. Nothing says meme like poking your cats head through a giant slice of pizza. They love it but it can leave them a bit confused. No cats were harmed in making this meme illustration. I love kitties.

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Kirby Smart Cartoon

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kirby smart football player

Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.

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Purple Fuzzy Ball Monster with Hair dryer

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Purple Fuzzy Ball with Hair dryer

Purple fuzzy ball monster with hair dryer. Poofy balls are happy and fluffy. They like lounge around all day, singing Bieber tunes, looking at themselves in the mirror, being cute an poofing up their hair like some hottie from the 80s.

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Monarch Butterfly Cartoon

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Monarch Butterfly Cartoon

I love butterflies. Scientists believe Monarchs are dwindling because of climate change and modern agriculture. Plant Milkweed in your garden to help them. In my work it represents the silly tinfoil hat conspiracy magnet Project Monarch by the CIA. I am fascinated by how conspiracy nuts blame MKULTRA for almost everything.

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Flying Saucer Cartoon

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flying saucer cartoon

Flying Saucer Cartoon. Tiny cyclops aliens like to zip around in their chrome spaceships dodging the flying bugs that swarm around porch lights at night.  Ufo.

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Thinking Cap

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thinking-cap

Kid with a purple Google t-shirt wearing a thinking cap with a vacuum tube, two light bulbs and a row of blinking lights. Google is my thinking cap.

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Vampire Bat Cartoon

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Vampire bat cartoon for Halloween. Vampire bats are hipsters. They only come out at night and they hang from their toes when they sleep.

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Bubble Bobble Dragon

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bubble-bobble-dragon

This is the kawaii mascot from one of my favorite retro puzzle games. Between it and Tetris Attack I must have used up about a quarter of my life clearing colorful bubbles and blocks. Cute baby Bubble Bobble dragon with blue skin and yellow eyes.

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