Modern Popeye Illustration

modern popeye illustration

popeye-uss-lassen


I love Popeye. He is from the golden era of american cartoons. My grandpa served on a destroyer in the pacific and he loved popeye too. I remember his loud gravely laugh when popeye or tom and jerry would do something outrageous. I think he liked popeye because he identified with a wirey little guy standing up to a big guy. I first did this illustration around the time the uss lassen challenged the freedom of navigation rights around the artificial islands in the south china sea. Go Navy.

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Have You Seen This Man

have you seen this man

have you seen this man


Have you seen this man in your dreams? Many believe that he shows up in the dreams of people who are being targeted in experiments by the CIA and MK Ultra. Thousands of people recognize him from their dreams. He is a middle aged balding man with heavy brows. He is like some sort of postmodern Rod Serling guiding them through their spooky lucent dreams.

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Nick Chubb Cartoon

nick chubb cartoon

nick chubb uga running-back


Nick Chubb is the leader of the Georgia Bulldogs. He is a humble guy who decided to stay his final year to help the Dawgs win. He is a punishing runner with incredible speed and he is jacked. He is one of an army of talented backs playing for the Dawgs this year. Chubb will be playing football on Sundays.

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Dolphin Jumping Out of Water

Dolphin Jumping Out of Water


This is a cartoon dolphin jumping out of the water. Dolphins are amazing. They are smarter than fish because they were highly social predatory land mammals who evolved to be able to swim like a fish to survive. They hunt in packs and communicate with clicks and whistles. They have a giant brain and are thought to be some of the smartest animals alive. Go team mammal.

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Polaroid Monster

polaroid-monster

polaroid-monster

Polaroid monsters like instant gratification. They simply can’t wait a week for their film to be developed. They have to see their goofy fish bros instantly. They can’t be bothered with digital cameras either. Pixels activate their autism. Blue Polaroid monster taking a picture.

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Reptilian Alien

reptilian alien with a phone and an illuminati logo

reptilian-alien

It amazes me that people actually believe that the world is run by aliens. I love watching videos about reptilians in particular. There is a British guy named David Icke who first made reptilians famous by writing books about them. His theories are like something out of a complex scifi novel. He believes world elites are secretly interbred with and controlled by an alien reptilian race that is cloaked to look like normal humans. They sometimes give themselves away when their slit like pupils become visible for a few seconds. They have a humanoid shape with yellow catlike eyes and scaly green skin. I like how Icke draws on ancient myths from around the world and connects them with his own beliefs about reptilians and their interactions with humanity throughout pre-history. You should watch him on YouTube. He is very entertaining. If only reality was as cool and mysterious as he believes it to be. I am pretty sure all businessmen are secretly reptilians.

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Cartoon Badger

cartoon european badger with a flower

Cartoon-Badger

Badgers are small short legged scavengers that are intelligent and fierce fighters known for their courage. They eat bird eggs, grubs, worms and hedgehogs. They are in the same family as weasels, ferrets, otters and wolverines. They are intelligent, playful and sweet but they will fight when cornered – even with animals that are much larger than they are. Cruel sports like hunting and badger baiting used to be common but they have been outlawed in most places. This is a European badger. They are the largest and marked with two distinctive bold stripes on their head. Sweet springtime cartoon badger.

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Hotdog Chef Cartoon

hot dog chef

hotdog chef cartoon


This is a cartoon character of a hotdog chef. He likes to cook gourmet hotdogs on all american holidays. What could be more american?

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Lobster Robot Cartoon

lobster robot cartoon

lobster robot cartoon


Lester the remote controlled alien Lobster Droid likes to stick out his tongue as he pinches people. The people who control him take pleasure in his cheeky exploits.

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