Monopoly man has fallen on hard times. People aren’t buying board-games these days. It kind of reflects what has happened to western economies and their monopoly on getting rich. Monopoly Man Poor. Stock market crash 2018.
A cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.
Until the box is opened, an observer doesn’t know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat’s fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be “living and dead … in equal parts” until it is observed.
In other words, until the box was opened, the cat’s state is completely unknown and therefore, the cat is considered to be both alive and dead at the same time until it is observed.
I love Uncle Sam – he is such a cool mascot. I remember when I was a little kid asking my dad if he was a real person. And if he was my grandma’s brother Sam. This is Uncle sam making a peace sign.
Happy Georgia peach with a smile for the portfolio. This guy was designed to celebrate the back woods glory that is Peach County. Lazy summer days with homemade peach ice cream are quickly approaching. But not too quickly.
This is an imaginary 3 headed dinosaur. He is a giant happy fellow who eats plants and does battle with other dinosaurs to survive. He wields his spiky tail like a mace to hit bad guys who get too close to him.
Happy sunflower basking in the sun with her bee bro. I like when these happy critters spring up under the bird feeder. It happens because birds are messy eaters. I remember a friend of my father showing me a field of sunflowers when I was a little kid. Thinking back on it – I was looking at a yellow field full of beautiful sturdy thick stemmed solar panels busily producing clean energy. Happy Sunflower cartoon.
Pink slime hamburger cartoon. Pink slime with two buns, purple tongue, pickle, lettuce, mustard and ketchup. Watch out for this stuff in the lunchroom – if you aren’t careful it will gobble you up.
Few people know that snowmen are excellent snowboarders. They shred because they are one with the snow. They also learn high flying tricks from their hipster bird friends. They do most of their snowboarding around Christmas. Snowman with a top hat, corncob pipe, striped scarf, yellow eyes and red snowboard.
Big fat happy fud fish swim slowly along the bottom of the pond looking for scraps of food to eat. They like to nibble on discarded gummy-worm pieces, soggy marshmallow peeps and and stale milk duds. Their job is to keep the bottom of the pond nice and tidy. They hum 80s tunes by duran duran and think about obscure 70s movies that they have seen online as they swim blindly through the brackish chocolate pond water at night. These fellas are grape flavored and their fins taste like cherry taffy. Fat purple fish smiling. Purple fish fat lips.
Sometimes when you are dancing the fear gets you and won’t let go. The happy buzz you are enjoying turns on you and tries to drag you into an abyss. Don’t give in. Rave Monster Scared. Red monster with neon underwear, 4 hands and 4 glow sticks.
This is a digital painting of a blob fish. He is famed for his ugliness. He knows he is ugly and he is okay with that but he still lives in a shell of gloominess. He is upset by how others react to his appearance. He sees his ugliness in their expressions like a mirror. Blob fish are so ugly that little kids cry when they see him in line at the store. They run away in terror and cling to and behind their parents leg as if they are seeking a safe haven from a gnarly monster but he is actually sweet and kind hearted.
I like Eugenia Cooney. She is smart and pretty. I like the way she slyly rode a viral video of her poking fun at twerking to internet stardom. I also like the way she dresses. She is like a 60s rockstar without the grizzled angst and anomie. You should watch her stream on YouNow – she is good at it.