This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the Side. It amuses me how angry he makes the media with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
I love birds so much. It is cool how they were sculpted by evolution to ride the wind like some sort of scifi machine. It also made them beautiful – with graceful shapes that reflect their purpose. Male songbirds have the most bright and beautiful coloration – chosen by female birds – for no other purpose than beauty. It is crushing that people have built giant skyscrapers that that kill millions of songbirds a year – as they fly into them blindly. I hope we can figure out a way to save them.
I love Rick and Morty. It is sometimes amazing and other times meh but the best episodes are incredible. I wish I had a genius alcoholic time jumping Grandpa with a 200 IQ. ;_; It is cool to see what smart and creative people come up with when they are getting paid to have fun. This is Rick vomiting up the fabric of the cosmos after eating too much Szechuan Dipping Sauce. God I love chicken mcnuggers.
This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a dishwasher. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is a blue barrel eye fish. The are incredibly cool real fish that have a transparent head and false eyes on the outside and real barrel shaped eyes inside their head. They actually look through their forehead and resemble some sort of alien robot submarine.
Louis CK looking fat, insecure and creepy. What is it about men who become rich and famous turning into sexual predators. I remember hearing these rumors about him on the rogan podcast a long time ago. How could someone as smart as this guy be so stupid?
This is a cartoon krampus crouching down ready to spring into action and punish kids for being bad. He is smiling and smoking a stinky cigar. He likes to play video games and listen to Slayer around Christmas time and he has an X on his forehead. He is part man and part goat – like Pan from Greek Mythology.
Day of the Dead Character with a poncho, sombrero and maracas. I really love the Mexican characters in Mario Odyssey. Their level is my favorite part of that game. The colors and atmosphere are great – it feels like a alien planet dreamscape.
I love POP music. Unlike most eggheads I feel like it is the highest form of artistic expression. This is Katy Perry as a fatty.
This is a green monster with blue spines. He is happy and always has a big smile. He is a soccer player with black football boots. He thinks about and plays soccer all day everyday.