This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
This is a chubby Geisha who got fat eating sushi flavored ice-cream and cotton candy ramen noodles. She plays Mario sunshine and drinks screw top wine.
This is a spot illustration of a Koi with lily pads. He is eating algae off the sides of the forcefield that is holding reality up. He sometimes thinks he sees giant two legged monsters on the other side watching him.
This is an illustration of Eustace Tilley for the Newyorker. He is their dandy intellectual mascot with a monocle and a butterfly bro. He is inspecting the butterfly for Corona virus.
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.
This is Ari Shaffir. He is a comedian from LA. He got famous being funny on Rogan’s Podcast with Callen, Duncan and Bert. They don’t get enough credit for being huge forces in making that podcast great. He had his own show on Comedy Central and quit it to get high and travel around Asia – sleeping in hostels like a savage.
Purple monster with a nose ring. He is friendly and happy and he has a big personality.
This is a cyclops alien with spikes flying around in a chrome flying saucer spaceship. He is unsure about his driving skills. He is in school and has lots of bumper stickers because he thinks it makes him unique.
This is an illustration of a baby tufted titmouse sitting on a wire. I have recurring dreams about birds and fish in mysterious neon colored woods hiding swirling ponds. The birds are always machines made of tiny gears and levers like a watch. They flap around mechanically, focus with camera lens eyes and sing robotic songs that echo.
This is Taylor Swift as a zombie with glowy bugs and worms.
I love listening to birds go off at sunrise in spring. It is like they have been beat down by harsh winter weather and they celebrate the return of warmth and greenery. I live next to a college campus and it is inundated with large old growth trees and songbirds. When I walk outside to go to work I am hit by a deep field of cacophonous echoing happy bird sound that is unlike anything I have heard before. It is like something out of a vast swirling dreamscape where birds are sentient machines and their songs have a secret coded meaning.
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski the Third (born March 19, 1980), known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, host, and actor. He is a funny dude with a mullet.