I love Uga. He is the best school mascot by far. Here is the new athletic mark without the thick outlines. I also gave him a meaner expression and made him look dimensional. Dogs have evolved to depend on us to survive. And part of that change is their ability to show expressions and read our expressions like a person. It is amazing how much like people they are.
This is a happy fat green monster smiling and thinking about Oreos. His personality is sparkly. He has perma jazz hands and a penchant for sticking out his tongue at the wrong times.
This is a goofy red bass. He has no self confidence. He has green eyes and purple fins. He eats too many dragon flies and it has made him fat and complacent.
This is a fuzzy red monster with silly heart underwear. He is a fuzzy love monster named Ernest. He sleeps in his underwear and doesn’t afraid of anything.
This is a fuzzy blue unicorn monster standing. If you see one walking around in your backyard make a wish and you will get neato sparkly rainbow gas.
Bedbugs live under your mattress. They wait for you to go to sleep at night and then they raid your fridge for left over baked chicken and nat-light and then they play Fortnite on your xbox until morning. If you wake up itchy – make sure to get a flashlight and take a look under your mattress. You might find a colony of blood sucking red bugs.
This is a painting of Henry Rollins. I have been a punk music fan for a long time. I learned about bands like black flag, wire, fugazi and the stooges when I first became interested in nirvana in the 90s. Punk is about rebellion and anger. It is cool when it isn’t about hatred. Rollins has been on Rogan’s podcast like two times now and he is a smart and interesting guy. It is cool how the web lets you hear how amazing people think and process the world live.
This is a lankey skater monster named Daryl. He likes to skate around town after 5PM. He likes to haunt empty parking lots and do tricks on handrails and stairs. He keeps a running list of all of the different tail flips he can do.
Mario is the coolest and most psychedelic Nintendo mascot ever. If you haven’t played Mario 3 — you are missing out on one of the best 2-D platform games ever made.
This is a more realistic treatment of a figure playing football. I don’t try and give people realistic proportions much so I am not very good at it. This is UGA QB Jake Fromm. He beat out 5-star recruit Jacob Eason to be the starting QB at Georgia. He is not rattled by pressure, a great thrower and great at reading defenses.