This is a green zombie soccer player illustration. He represents the mindless zombies who shuffle around in modern life consuming and following orders.
Zombie Soccer Player
Fat Guy Riding a Scooter
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.
Donald Trump Caricature
This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the Side. It amuses me how angry he makes the media with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
Doge Illustration
This is an illustration of Doge. He is a silly meme dog from about 5 years ago. He is a Shiba Inu – a smiley Japanese dog breed who likes to dance.
Eugenia Cooney
Eugenia Sullivan Cooney is an American YouTube personality and Twitch broadcaster based in California. Cooney began her YouTube channel on June 17, 2011 and has over 2 million subscribers. Cooney uploads vlogs, makeup tutorials and similar content to her channel.
Quirky Cat Illustration
This is a quirky gray cat with giant yellow eyes. He is made of inflated polyurethane. He is a 500 foot inflatable monument to house cats.
Popeye With Zoomer Tattoos
This is Popeye as a zoomer. He has tattoos and some chuck taylors. I did this art around the time the USS Lassen bravely challenged waterway rights in the south china sea. Popeye reminds me of my grandpa. He loved Popeye and served on a destroyer in the Pacific in WW2. They were sunk by a Kamikaze and he was in the water for two days.
China Virus Cartoon
This is an illustration of the corona virus that China unleashed on the world from a lab in Wuhan. The Chinese corona virus is a pathogen that jumped from bats to people and attacks your lungs, liver, immune system, cardio vascular system, kidneys and brain. It is very aggressive and a person can go from healthy to gasping for air on a ventilator with liver and renal failure in a matter of hours. It also causes your immune system to overact and attack your own body. It is especially dangerous because you can be a carrier for up to 14 days with no symptoms. It allows sick people to disperse among a healthy population making countless other people sick. In the age of global economies where millions of people travel allover the world daily – there is no hope of containing a virus like this. It also makes outbreaks far worse when the Chinese government tries to cover it up and silence scientists who want to warn the world. China also closed down travel between its provinces when they discovered it but allowed people from Wuhan to fly all over the world – spreading the virus. We need fundamental changes in how travel between countries works. We need to screen all international travelers for infectious disease. We need to use cell phones to listen for people coughing within outbreak areas and isolate them. We need to be far more careful with who we let in and how we track them while they are here. Having open borders is very dangerous and leads to these outbreaks becoming world wide pandemics.
Post Malone Monster
This is a happy blue Post Malone monster with Crocs, headphones, tentacle arms and one eyeball. He clicks his gold teeth to the rhythm of the music he is listening to and it makes his dentist mad. His one eye represents the influence of the Illuminati.
Red Monster With Rainbow Blood
This is a fuzzy headed monster with rainbow blood. If you cut them open they bleed a spectrum of bright colors.
Bob’s Big Boy Zombie
This is Bob’s Big Boy as a zombie. He is the chubby 50s era post apocalyptic zombie mascot for the California burger chain. He is a fatty boomer with a swirly pompadour who got Covid-19 and became a punk zombie who listens to dad rock, plays playstation 2 and eats brain burgers and sips monster shakes.
Vampire Bat Smiling
This is a bat smiling. It is the kind of bat Chinese people eat and buy in wet markets. They are the original vector of the corona virus that has circled the globe in a matter of months.