Halloween Ghost

halloween-ghost

halloween ghost

This is a spooky Halloween ghost just in time for the big day. He is a transparent apparition floating in front of a jack-o-Lantern and he makes this silly face to scare the kids.

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Targeted Individual Cartoon

targeted individual cartoon

targeted individual clipart

This is a crazy person who thinks the CIA is is attacking him using microwaves. He wears a tinfoil hat to protect himself. Little does he know that tinfoil actually amplifies the microwaves.

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Buck Toothed Jack-o-Lantern

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bucktoothed-jack-o-lantern

This is a crazy bucktoothed jack-o-lantern for Halloween. His name is Jeff and he has lost his marbles. The pressure of being a pumpkin has finally gotten to him. He sometimes thinks that he is a human who is experiencing what it is like to be a pumpkin as a part of some sort of  secret government experiment to identify the human soul.

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Plug DJ Rave Avatar

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plug-dj-rave-avatar

This is a plug DJ avatar that I created back in 2012. I put their default dancer in a monster outfit. He is paranoid and ready to dance with glow sticks.

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Chickadee Cartoon

chickadee cartoon

chickadee cartoon

This is a Chickadee cartoon styled illustration, it is one of the tiniest birds. I used to watch them at my grandma’s bird feeder.

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Black Cat Illustration

black cat illustration

black cat illustration

This is an illustration of a black kitty cat – they catch alot of bull around Halloween. Superstition is silly. Please don’t hurt cats.

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Purple Frog

this is a bright purple frog

this is a bright purple frog

This is a bright purple frog with blue eyes. If you lick him on his back you will be inundated by a purple ocean of spirally geometric shapes and hear ancient mayan flute music played on an electric guitar echoing in your head for days. Be kind to frogs – all amphibians are endangered and need our help.

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Monster Shooting The Bird Skate Deck

monster shooting bird skate deck

monster shooting bird skate deck

This is a blue monster with 4 eyes shooting the bird. It is the most gnarly skate deck in the world. It is one of a kind and impossible to buy. It is priceless and a pop culture icon.

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Clown Trigger Fish

Clown Trigger Fish Cartoon

Clown Trigger Fish Cartoon

I am pretty sure trigger fish are aliens. Just look at their alien shape and psychedelic colors and tell me they didn’t hitch a ride to this planet on an asteroid. I am almost certain they are the product of panspermia and they came from Titan – the icy moon of Saturn.

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