This is an illustration of a red mosquito with yellow eyes. He gets his bright red color from the red monsters that he feeds on. He likes to buzz around rooms late at night looking for monsters.
This is an illustration of the famous comfy meme. He likes to snuggle up in his flannel blanky with a hot cup of coffee and watch comfy old movies like Magnolia and Fargo. He likes cold winter days – the more snowy and gray the better.
This is Gus the monster. He sits all day in his car listening to podcasts as rednecks drive past with loud mufflers on their pickup trucks. He takes sedatives and dreams of spirally and fizzy spinning flowers and lush rain forests with brightly colored mechanical birds and robot bugs. He wants to be a bird.
This is a red cartoon cyclops monster making a scary face. He likes to scare children at Walmart. He sits still in the toy section and acts like a sculpture and moves when they least expect it.
This is a silly blue monster with red feet and red spikes. This guy is called Rufus. He is a folksey monster with a talky friendly monsterality that helps him make a bunch of friends. He likes to listen to podcasts and watch Vin Diesel movies in streaming chatrooms. He likes how chatrooms let him be anonymous.
I love Stimpy. He is such a well-meaning meat head. For him all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds. The world and everyone in it is perfect. He likes 80s toys and board games. He can never figure out Rubik’s cubes though. He is drooling and thinking about saline nasal spray.
This is an illustration of a crazy person wearing a ski mask. It is based on a classic image board reaction face that gives me a giggle. This is a funny meme based on a goofy stock image of a stereotypical criminal wearing a black ski mask. The original image is meant to be sinister but it isn’t. Ski mask meme.