This is a crazy watermelon monster cutting itself open so that people can eat his insides. He is worried and neurotic.
I love fish. Dont harm them. This is an experiment in post postmodern cubism. This is concept art about deconstruction.
This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
This is an angry fat cat pooping in a box. His name is George and he is self conscious when you watch him poop. He prefers it if you look away.
This is a hipster vomiting copious amounts of green tea latte in front of Starbux. His name is Drax and he has the Flu.
Uncle sam is flying his trusty f-86 Saber through Korean airspace. This jet is from the era when pilots flew by the seat of their pants and outmaneuvered bad guys within visual range in old fashioned dogfights. I love the 50s. Americans were cool and smart back then and the USA was the king of the world. People forget that North Korea and China invaded the South to start the Korean war. I find it odd that 86 is American slang for getting rid of something and that 86 is also the phone code for dialing China.
This is a Plague Doctor with a leather bird mask and incense. In the old days doctors didn’t understand germs and they thought the plague came from birds and bad air – so they wore a spooky bird mask and jammed it full of incense to battle it. It gave them a sinister look. I can imagine the panic Europe felt when one in 3 people got sick and died from the plague. It must have felt like the end of the world.
This is a transparent water blob monster with fish swimming around inside him. They are like animatronic tattoos. He communicates with them from time to time and they answer his questions and help him navigate the world.
This is a spooky Halloween ghost just in time for the big day. He is a transparent apparition floating in front of a jack-o-Lantern and he makes this silly face to scare the kids.
This is a crazy person who thinks the CIA is is attacking him using microwaves. He wears a tinfoil hat to protect himself. Little does he know that tinfoil actually amplifies the microwaves.
This is a 90s female rapper with a giant afro. Her name is Kaneesha and her favorite album is The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. She is 12 and she likes watching Moesha and playing Jumping Flash on her Playstation.
This is a crazy bucktoothed jack-o-lantern for Halloween. His name is Jeff and he has lost his marbles. The pressure of being a pumpkin has finally gotten to him. He sometimes thinks that he is a human who is experiencing what it is like to be a pumpkin as a part of some sort of secret government experiment to identify the human soul.
This is a plug DJ avatar that I created back in 2012. I put their default dancer in a monster outfit. He is paranoid and ready to dance with glow sticks.
This is a fat orange monster with tight spandex clothes. He has purple lips and spines. He also has blue teeth.
This is a fish riding a Crappie Bike. It is based on a saying by Irina Dunn: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”.