This is a Green monster with giant round blue eyes and a blue scarf for winter. He likes to read books about pirate adventures on tropical islands when it is cold out.
Red Monster Sad
This is a red monster with four arms and blue lips. He is inspired by Pepe the frog. He has some deep empty and even melancholy feelings.
Blue Monster With a Big Head
This is a silly blue monster with a big head. His intellect is limited but it doesn’t keep him from enjoying life. He has poofy hair. He is working on a mean sugar and caffeine buzz.
Manatee Rainbow
I love how cute manatees are. They are so chubby and cuddly and sweet. I hate that they are endangered and that motorboats kill hundreds of them yearly. This is a chubby sea cow hanging from a rainbow. Save the manatees.
Pink Donut Cartoon
This is a crazy pink donut with sprinkles. He is doughy, sugary and sweet and he will hike your glycemic index if you’re not careful.
Watermelon Monster With Knife
This is a crazy watermelon monster cutting itself open so that people can eat his insides. He is worried and neurotic.
Exploded Fish Cartoon
I love fish. Dont harm them. This is an experiment in post postmodern cubism. This is concept art about deconstruction.
Deadpool With a Big Head
This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
Fat Cat Using Litter Box
This is an angry fat cat pooping in a box. His name is George and he is self conscious when you watch him poop. He prefers it if you look away.
Hipster Puking Cartoon
This is a hipster vomiting copious amounts of green tea latte in front of Starbux. His name is Drax and he has the Flu.