Baristas hate me and I don’t blame them. My anxiety causes me to act weird when doing something simple like ordering a coffee. Just talking to a stranger causes my stomach to knot-up and and makes it hard for me to breathe. I know baristas are nice and they do a tough job – but this is how I see them. Black barista with braces.
This is one of the first memes I remember. It is a green troll from the internet ether. I have no idea where it came from but I love his design. He has big yellow orc tusks and yellow horns that curl.
I love Magikarp. He represents hard work in the face of adversity. He is a useless pokemon who can only cast splash and flap around like a fish out of water in a battle. But if you stick with him you end up with a world beating chinese water dragon. This is the face I make when I can’t breathe.
This is a depressed green bass named chuck. He doesn’t know what to make of his situation. He finds himself trapped in vortexes at the bottom of the pond. He can see the moon above him. It is really close to the horizon. If he ever gets out of his predicament he is going to try and jump up out of the water to get a better look at it. He is certain its alive.
This is a happy green hayseed fish. He is country and laid back. He has yellow eyes because he drinks like a fish.
This is fat green monster with spiky hair with an iPhone in his hand.
The Nightmare Before Christmas is such a great movie. It is visually amazing and it has aged very gracefully. I love The Mayor with his two faces. One worried – one happy, and both neurotic. Really captures the fundamental nature of politicians.
Sometimes monsters land in jail after weekend benders. Being locked up makes them sad because they are forced to come face to face with the existential angst of modern society and they can’t check their facebook.
I love F-15s. They are such a beautiful design. It is cool how the most capable fighters are the most beautiful. This thing is highly maneuverable, very fast and it has the radar and weapons systems to shoot down every jet in the sky and it is 40 years old. It is incredible the amazing things smart people create.
I love orcas. They are intelligent water mammals kin to dolphins. They give live birth and and nurse their young. They also hold their breath instead of having gills like a fish. This is an illustration of a mother killer whale with her calf. I focused on trying to give them expressions.