Purple fuzzy ball monster with hair dryer. Poofy balls are happy and fluffy. They like lounge around all day, singing Bieber tunes, looking at themselves in the mirror, being cute an poofing up their hair like some hottie from the 80s.
Zombie rappers walk slow but rap fast. They have a quick flow that is a little bit of Treach and a little bit of Eminem. They spit purple clouds of fly speckled fire. They rap stories about stalking slowly through shopping malls haunting the jewelry and couture stores. Their favorite designer is Alexander McQueen and their favorite beverage is purple drank. Zombie rapper. This guy has a spit rag and a hat that is embroidered with a Z. He is sporting a zombie kanye bear shirt and some green pants. He is also wearing chucks and some mean manscaping.
Monsters are paid to handle radioactive waste because if it mutates their DNA nobody will notice. This is a purple cyclops having a panic attack as he carries a radioactive fuel rod of plutonium to a nuclear propulsion system for government scientists at NASAs JPL. Every lab assistant at JPL is a spooky mutated cyclops monster. When not toiling away they are chained to their bosses desk and fed scraps of raw meat.
Pumpkin spice latte monster getting geeked up on caffeine and sugar. Orange pumpkin monsters like to walk around the Walmart toy section after they have had a Venti latte or two. They like to chatter their teeth and look at the keen packaging and spiffy design work and dream of one day having a room full of the latest toys to play with. They know they would get tired of them as soon as they load them into their car but they still like to entertain the idea of rows and rows of brightly colored toys.
The first monster I remember is Cookie Monster. Every kid has cookie monster in there lurking beneath the surface – waiting to spring forth and gobble your cookies. They live on and for cookies. They eat them until they get a tummy ache.
This is a green four eyed ogre called Charlie. He is an ugly fellow with a sweet disposition. He has 4 blue eyes and a shock of purple hair. He only wears underwear and he doesn’t change them for weeks on end. He isn’t comfortable in them until they are a crunchy yellowy brown. I love Weezer.They are a great mix of grunge and razor sharp pop rock. One of the coolest Radiohead covers ever is this take on Paranoid Android. Charlie loves them too.
This is an undead soccer player posing with his foot on a soccer ball. Zombie soccer players are slow but they are methodical and careful ball handlers. They kick the with machine like precision and have great ball control. This guys name is Zod. He is isn’t very smart but he is loyal and consistent.
This is a red monster with eyestalks. He has green eyes and a blue nose. He also has blue feet and claws. He loves to chew his tonails when nobody is looking. They are blueberry flavored. He also likes to pass gas in crowded rooms.
Sometimes sandwiches become aware. This is Jorge the mystery meat sandwich monster. He has feelings and wants to be your friend. If you eat him he will give you a tummy ache.