This is a red monster with eyestalks. He has green eyes and a blue nose. He also has blue feet and claws. He loves to chew his tonails when nobody is looking. They are blueberry flavored. He also likes to pass gas in crowded rooms.
Sometimes sandwiches become aware. This is Jorge the mystery meat sandwich monster. He has feelings and wants to be your friend. If you eat him he will give you a tummy ache.
The Yeti is completely misunderstood. They are friendly primates who enjoy nothing better than orange sherbet, netflix and a good game of COD. Yetis love the cold. They live at the top of tall mountains where it is always cold and snowy. They like to eat snow cones and listen to podcasts about science. They seem pretty chill but it can get lonely way up there. This is also called a snow monster.
This is a purple bug eyed monster sitting on his fanny. He is a friendly chap who loves his popsicles. He has green feet, fins, arms and antennae. He lives in the water but spends warm summer days sunning on rocks.
A baby is a happy little monster who grunts and drools and makes strange bodily noises. They live to be loved and taken care of. Here is bubbles without the bubbles.
This is a friendly blue monster with red feet and red spines. He also has two tentacles for hands. He loves sugary drinks. They make sparkle with hyperactive jolts of monstery zings.
This is fat green monster with spiky hair with an iPhone in his hand.