This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a dishwasher. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is a green monster with blue spines. He is happy and always has a big smile. He is a soccer player with black football boots. He thinks about and plays soccer all day everyday.
You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.
This is a red monster with a life jacket. He is a happy chap who cant swim. Without his life jacket he feels naked. He wears it whenever he goes outside. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.
This is a skateboard deck design that has a blue monster with his mouth open as he chews his food. The monster is a blue cyclops with rotten teeth chewing another monster as it spells out Mac. You can see his food once had eyes.
Polaroid monsters like instant gratification. They simply can’t wait a week for their film to be developed. They have to see their goofy fish bros instantly. They can’t be bothered with digital cameras either. Pixels activate their autism. Blue Polaroid monster taking a picture.
This is a little girl zombie called rose. She likes to make pillow castles and have brain tea parties with her ragdoll milly. She is sad because she has no friends.
This purple fuzzball critter is officially known as Nicki Jessi Villalobos. 🙂
Lester the remote controlled alien Lobster Droid likes to stick out his tongue as he pinches people. The people who control him take pleasure in his cheeky exploits.
Zombie Punks walk around Manhattan blasting Black Flag, Television and Wire on their boombox. They like to stand too close to people on the train and discuss Kant with their imaginary Mexican sidekick Paco.