This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a dishwasher. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is a fat green monster with a Macbook Air that he leased and didn’t give back. His name is James, he has a nose ring and he loves all things Mac. He is a Mac zealot and a computer nerd. He appreciates how light and thin it is and the keen way apples are designed and put together.
This is a green monster with blue spines. He is happy and always has a big smile. He is a soccer player with black football boots. He thinks about and plays soccer all day everyday.
This is a happy fat blue monster drinking a Capri Sun. I miss being a kid going on adventures in the woods on hot humid southern summer days. I imagined the woods were filled with all manner of magical creatures. This fat fella would raid your backpack and drink your Capri Suns.
You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.
Six eyed blue monster with a snazzy new orange helium frog balloon from the county fair. His name is gus and he loves cotton candy. He knows it rots his teeth and he doesn’t care.
This is a red monster with a life jacket. He is a happy chap who cant swim. Without his life jacket he feels naked. He wears it whenever he goes outside. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.
This is a skateboard deck design with a blue monster with his mouth open as he chews his food. The monster is a blue cyclops with rotten teeth eating another monster. You can see his food once had eyes.
This is alexander the monster. He was born with no legs or feet so he walks around on his hands. He swings back and forth and hops and skips and jumps around when he is happy. And when he is sad he likes to sit on his hands until they fall asleep and then he uses his numb fingers to pick his nose. Alex doesn’t let his disability hold him back.
This is an ugly green monster smiling and thinking about windex. He is a window washing prodigy. When he isnt washing windows he likes to walk around barefoot and drink coffee in Fall — talking to the ugly voices in his head. He doesn’t look at other monsters or talk to them because he has autism.