Monster

This is Raoul the revolutionary cactus. He is a prickly pair with a crazy grimace and a short temper. He hurls his molotov at perceived injustices. He has never had a job in his life. His parents are rich and they sent him to the best schools in the West. School taught him that the world is unfair and that western society is based on inequity and that capitalism is corrupt and should be burned down.

This is a happy hick red monster with a purple nose and 4 arms. His name is gus and he likes to pass gas for giggles. He also likes to put the bioluminescent node on his head into his mouth to make his face glow. His parents yell at him for it but he has too much fun scaring his little sister not to. He also has the mutant ability to talk to someone one day and not remember any part of the conversation the next.

This is a kid cartoon vampire. His name is Count. He likes to watch adventure time and baseball on tv. His waifu is marceline the vampire queen. His mum gave him a plastic batters helmet with attachable blood bags so that he never gets thirsty during long baseball games. He guzzles down bood until his tummy bulges under his shirt.

This is a yellow bouncy elephant nosed monster. He bounces when he gets excited. He likes to bound through the isles of toy stores – scaring kids and parents.

In architecture, a gargoyle is a carved grotesque monster with a spout designed to vomit water from a roof and away from the side of a building, preventing rainwater from running down masonry walls and eroding the mortar. They represent how creative people with a mundane job create fanciful creatures to make the job bearable. This one came to life like the Gozer Dogs in ghostbusters.

 

Ever want to make your own monster? Use photoshop and these monster parts to build your own friendly mischievous cartoon monster or alien critter. Create a silly monster, name him and put him on your site or facebook page for the world to see.

This is Derp a hipster grandma  zombie with a patented hipster haircut. She likes her 80s punk music loud and her air-conditioner cold. She likes her riffs discordant and her guitars tinny. She spends most of her time surfing the web and drinking caffeine fortified brain juice. She is one with the critters and parasites that have taken up camp in her noggin. She sometimes talks to them about current events and recent advancements in artificial intelligence and what it means to the future of zombie kind.

This is a mischievous green monster wearing a purple monster mask. He downloaded it from google image search and uses it to disguise himself at monsterade parties. He likes when masks make him look stiff and terrified. Other monsters love when they think you are scared stiff of them. It boosts their ego.

This is a raver monster holding 2 glow sticks while he dances and recites Coleridge in his head and swaps out words with random commercials from tv when he was a kid. He likes to go to raves in his footy pajamas, smoke banana peels, hide in the dark and pretend that it is 1996. He likes all types of electronic music and he listens to it intently as the music seems to slow down when he gets in a groove and he moves around in slow motion while his arms and legs seem a mile long. Blue monster with purple pajamas and two green glow sticks.