Mac McRae Illustration

Whimsical Digital Illustration

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Blue Dragon

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blue drag­on car­toon

This is a regal blue drag­on. He is above it all. He spends his time eat­ing peas­ants and breath­ing fire on the lit­tle peo­ple. He flies around at night pass­ing gas and breath­ing blue flames. His name is Balt­haz­ar and he hates every­body.

Blue Monster With Horns

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fat blue monster with horns
fat blue mon­ster with horns

This is a cute fat blue mon­ster with with small gray horns. He walks around inside wal­mart drunk and smelling of sweat and onions. His hero is Shrek. When he grows up he wants to be green.

Red Monster With Rainbow Blood

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red-mon­ster-with-rain­bow-blood

Mon­sters have rain­bow blood. It is syrupy sweet and deli­cious. Mon­ster farm­ers grow and har­vest them for their col­or­ful sweet­ness. they use mon­ster blood to fla­vor sno-cones and koolaid.

Storm Cloud Cartoon

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storm cloud cartoon
storm cloud car­toon

Thun­der­storms roll in almost every day in the South­east in the sum­mer. It is scary to see roil­ing black clouds over­head in the after­noon. In Geor­gia we are between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mex­i­co so we get mas­sive dos­es of mois­ture mixed with blis­ter­ing heat. We almost nev­er have rain with­out fire­works — the atmos­phere is almost always unset­tled. I am so afraid of vio­lent weath­er — it is my pho­bia. That and aster­oids .… and girls.

Blue Monster Standing

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blue monster drinking pop
blue mon­ster drink­ing pop

This is a blue mon­ster with pink parts and yel­low teeth. His name is Ricky and he walks around the Wal­mart park­ing-lot in a daze. He imag­ines that he is famous and he waves at peo­ple and pass­es gas when they aren’t around.