Cloud Rainbow Vomit

cloud rainbow vomit
cloud rainbow vomit

Clouds sometimes drink too much when they party. The warm fuzzy, fluffy and tingly feeling they get when they are inebriated makes them happy for a short time and then it turns into a dizzy sick miserable feeling. After a hard night of dancing and partying clouds vomit copious amounts of rainbow liquid on morning people walking carelessly below them. They create giant puddles of spectrum colored vomit for people to splash and swim through on the way to work. The garish colors that get tracked allover the landscape give them a feeling of bemusement. We need more love and less hate.

So Much Win Smiley Face Meme

so much win meme face
so much win meme face

I love old memes. The older they are the more built in layers of ironic goodness they have lurking within their lossy jpeg heart . This is the so much win meme. He cant contain his euphoria. He loves life. He is most happy when people post him to the seedier corners of the internet to punctuate a statement about so much win. But only when they do it ironically. He is frozen in a moment of ironic ecstasy. A moment of absolute phony joy that is so strong that it hurts his face muscles. He is so committed to his shtick that he is crying tears of synthetic joy.

Beavis Meth Head

beavis meth head methalica meme
beavis meth head meme

Beavis meth head meme. Beavis grew up – moved to Bakersfield and got addicted to meth. His life is a dead end. He still sits around all day, gets high and watches MTV but its not the same without Butthead. When Butthead got drunk and died in an accident on the 5 – it broke Beavis. He no longer has fun. He still does meth, puts his underwear on his head and says “Teepee for my bunghole” but it isn’t funny anymore. Nothing is. The angst and anomie of modern life have finally caught up with him. He sometimes plays video games but the thrill is gone. He had more fun when games were crappy on the PlayStation and he had to imagine cool graphics – and he spent days playing crappy 16 bit ports of Xenogears while listening to Slayer. Now he just plays GTAV and gets bored quickly. He sees himself in Trevor and his obvious Bakersfield hometown and all of the meth references. He even thinks he recognizes some of his friends in the various miscreants in supporting roles. But it isn’t cool now. It’s lame. Methalica.