Internet troll typing on a laptop and getting his jollies by making other anonymous people on the internet angry. Trolls will say just about anything to get a good humored rise out of people. Trolling is a subtle sport played by terminally bored people who live in their grandma’s basement. They are actually very friendly and personable in real life – but when they get home they literally transform into a green monster oaf with horns and sharp yellow teeth that is hunched over a tiny laptop. Never fall for their ruse – when you respond to their antics you have lost the game.