This is me drawing and painting a parrot drinking a margarita because t‑shirt shops want to know I am a classy guy with marketable skills and I am up on the cool pop culture imagery.
This is the Toys For Tots logo with monsters and a cowboy. They are helping the Marines take Santa by train to underprivileged kids all over the us.
This is a regular skinny orange kitty with big blue eyes. She eats mice. Cats are a strange mix of cute cuddly critters and vicious hunters. Splatters influenced by ralph steadman.
This is a bioluminescent fish who gets glowy when he is happy. He is also transparent and you can see his brain. When he is thinking hard it starts glowing pink and green. He uses his internal light to guide him in the dark and help him find tiny transparent krill to eat.
This is a happy hipster monster with a scarf, chucks and a pet bird. His bird pal marvin the martian whispers bird gibberish and recites coletrane solos into his ear. He thinks he is an alien but he is really just from costa rica.
This is a happy blue Post Malone monster with Crocs, headphones, tentacle arms and one eyeball. He clicks his gold teeth to the rhythm of the music he is listening to and it makes his dentist mad. His one eye represents the influence of the Illuminati. I like when people who are hated by the gatekeepers comeback with the best work of their career and shame all their haters.
I did this friendly purple cartoon monster for a design firm in Minnesota. Garrison Kiellor told me to insert a Lutheran joke here. Purple monster with green hands and feet, green hair and a red nose.
This is a painting of Henry Rollins. I have been a punk music fan for a long time. I learned about bands like black flag, wire, fugazi and the stooges when I first became interested in nirvana in the 90s. Punk is about rebellion and anger. It is cool when it isn’t about hatred. Rollins has been on Rogan’s podcast like two times now and he is a smart and interesting guy. It is cool how the web lets you hear how amazing people think and process the world live.
This is a happy red crab with white polka dots. He lives on the bottom of the ocean and he crabs around gobbling up spoiled food people threw into the english channel — singing tunes from the little mermaid. When he eats he makes snibity snab noises.
This is an amused cross eyed green marijuana monster named Lizzo — smiling as she wears her fancy sneakers and breaks wind as she walks past groups of normies. Her belly swells like her ego when she is particularly gassy. She is a sentient weed monster who is so dank that she is blue with resin.
This is a monster under Timmy’s bed. He is waiting patiently for an unsuspecting house cat to jump down without looking so he can gobble him up. He is a transparent green slime monster with red eyes and lots of pointy teeth.
This is an illustration of Eustace Tilley for the Newyorker. He is their dandy intellectual mascot with a monocle and a butterfly bro.
Vampire bat cartoon for Halloween. Vampire bats are hipsters. They only come out at night and they hang from their toes when they sleep.