When do fish sleep? I have it on good authority that they don’t. And it makes them melancholy. Their fishy sadness permeates their being. They swim in large lazy circles with red eyes – feeling the weight of the world on their fins. Chuck the fish needs to consider sleep aids but the thought of being addicted to them is unpleasant. Not to mention that fish cant take sleep aids because they are allergic to them and they make their lips swell. Sometimes when they sleep they dream of flying – only it is like swimming in the air. I don’t know what I am writing – I’m tired. I need to get some sleep.