Alphie the happy red fish jumps up out of the water to eat fireflies when he is happy. He likes to talk to himself before he jumps. He says stuff like “you can do it Alphie” and “Rome wasn’t built in a day Alphie”. It helps him feel better.
This is a cartoon dolphin jumping out of the water. Dolphins are amazing. They are smarter than fish because they were highly social predatory land mammals who evolved to be able to swim like a fish to survive. They hunt in packs and communicate with clicks and whistles. They have a giant brain and are thought to be some of the smartest animals alive. Go team mammal.
Polaroid monsters like instant gratification. They simply can’t wait a week for their film to be developed. They have to see their goofy fish bros instantly. They can’t be bothered with digital cameras either. Pixels activate their autism. Blue Polaroid monster taking a picture.
This is a green fish with red stripes. He is a happy peppermint Christmas fish. He comes out of hibernation around thanksgiving. He is so sweet that he flavors the water he swims in.
Blue Surgeonfish art for the portfolio. This is a tropical fish named after the scalpel sharp spines on either side of its tail. It is classified as Acanthuridae — or thorn tail. Dorie from Finding Nemo is in this family of fish.
The Angler fish has an illuminated lure attached to a filament on its head that it waves back and forth to attract other fish to prey on. It is a scary looking small round fish with transparent skin, a large mouth, many sharp teeth and bio luminescent nodes on its body.
Aquatic carnivores are so freaking cute and cuddly. This guy has just targeted a certain unsuspecting, disparaged, top heavy, tube top wearing pink herring.
Big fat happy fud fish swim slowly along the bottom of the pond looking for scraps of food to eat. They like to nibble on discarded gummy-worm pieces, soggy marshmallow peeps and and stale milk duds. Their job is to keep the bottom of the pond nice and tidy. They hum 80s tunes by duran duran and think about obscure 70s movies that they have seen online as they swim blindly through the brackish chocolate pond water at night. These fellas are grape flavored and their fins taste like cherry taffy. Fat purple fish smiling. Purple fish fat lips.
This is a digital painting of a blob fish. He is famed for his ugliness. He knows he is ugly and he is okay with that but he still lives in a shell of gloominess. He is upset by how others react to his appearance. He sees his ugliness in their expressions like a mirror. Blob fish are so ugly that little kids cry when they see him in line at the store. They run away in terror and cling to and behind their parents leg as if they are seeking a safe haven from a gnarly monster but he is actually sweet and kind hearted.
Creepy red fish cartoon. Chuck the fish lives in the un-chlorinated and brackish water under grandmas pool cover. He likes to eat orange algae and tiny paddle bugs for dindin. It gives him mountains of icky energy to swim around in tight circles to impress and or creep out the beautiful lady fish.
Starfish wasting syndrome is a mysterious disease that is killing up to 90 percent of starfish from Alaska to California. It causes their limbs to break off and not grow back. Very little is understood about what causes it or how it spreads.