This fish is called Jed. He lives in the dirty green water of Grandma’s covered swimming pool. He eats trapped tiger beetles and paddle bugs and poops in the water until it is cloudy. He swims around aimlessly in giant arcs of boredom. He is blue with green eyes, purple lips and fins.
Aquatic carnivores are so freaking cute and cuddly. This guy has just targeted a certain unsuspecting, disparaged, top heavy, tube top wearing pink herring.
Big fat happy fud fish swim slowly along the bottom of the pond looking for scraps of food to eat. They like to nibble on discarded gummy-worm pieces, soggy marshmallow peeps and and stale milk duds. Their job is to keep the bottom of the pond nice and tidy. They hum 80s tunes by duran duran and think about obscure 70s movies that they have seen online as they swim blindly through the brackish chocolate pond water at night. These fellas are grape flavored and their fins taste like cherry taffy. Fat purple fish smiling. Purple fish fat lips.
This is a digital painting of a blob fish. He is famed for his ugliness. He knows he is ugly and he is okay with that but he still lives in a shell of gloominess. He is upset by how others react to his appearance. He sees his ugliness in their expressions like a mirror. Blob fish are so ugly that little kids cry when they see him in line at the store. They run away in terror and cling to and behind their parents leg as if they are seeking a safe haven from a gnarly monster but he is actually sweet and kind hearted.
Creepy red fish cartoon. Chuck the fish lives in the un-chlorinated and brackish water under grandmas pool cover. He likes to eat orange algae and tiny paddle bugs for dindin. It gives him mountains of icky energy to swim around in tight circles to impress and or creep out the beautiful lady fish.
Starfish wasting syndrome is a mysterious disease that is killing up to 90 percent of starfish from Alaska to California. It causes their limbs to break off and not grow back. Very little is understood about what causes it or how it spreads.
This is a purple fish with red fins and yellow eyes. His name is Gin and he likes to swim around by himself in the brackish waters of house gutters. He feeds on algae and he keeps gutters clean and free of clogs. He has a dirty job but it doesn’t keep him from being happy.
This is a fish that swam in large arcing spirals out of an acid trip. He is an alien lifeform from a parallel dimension. He swims around in thunderclouds generating lightning in summer thunderstorms. He is elusive and hard to catch — but sky anglers are persistent because the reward for catching one of these is large.
5 eyed fish swim around in cooling towers of abandoned nuclear power plants. They eat the radioactive algae that floats around in their warm and slightly brackish waters. The 5 eyes allow them to see in extra dimensions so they can check their watch, surf the web, watch cartoons, read a book and skype with Justin Bieber all at the same time. Purple 5 eyed fish. His lips are perfect.